The Right Reverend Billy Christmas, evangelist, orator & tent revivalist has graciously offered to author a question and answer page for the XHMC web site. He will choose to give sage advice on the site to any and all inquiries, religious, secular, mechanical, psychological and of course, to the lovelorn.

Billy Christmas lives in Choctaw, Oklahoma, is 84 years old, rides his Harley, is invited to preach at churches all over the United States and is a staunch supporter of ‘Ride Oklahoma Magazine’ (see our Links Page for their site!).

Send your questions through the XHEATHENS Contact Page. Be sure to type “Ask Billy” followed by your question. Let’s make Billy feel welcome in California.

So scroll down and let's get started...

[Q] Dear Billy..I have been dating this guy for about 3 yrs now. We get along great, on the same page on many issues. Have great respect and love for the Lord Our God. But, he doesn't seem to be ready to commit, take our relationship to the next level. When we do talk about it he seems to always put a negative spin on the issue. Money and timing are always on the top of his list. I have prayed about it and have placed it in my Lords hands...but, at the same time. I don't want to wait forever.

Hummmm, Indio, CA

[A] Dear Hummmm: What level has your relationship reached after 3 years? If you have truly put it in the Lord’s hands your next statement should not begin with, “But”! I can’t give you any meaningful pointers without more information, i.e., what page, what book, negative spin, etc.

Forever yours, Billy

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[Q] Hi Billy: I have one for you. My husband keeps flushing large amounts of thick paper towels down the toilet. I keep asking him not to but, he keeps doing it. Well, today I had to call the plumber and it cost $80.00. How do I go about asking, getting through for him to understand???? Please help. (I have a basket for trash in bathroom)

Brawny, Fullerton, CA

[A] Brawny?: With a name like that, I can’t imagine you not being taken seriously? Your dilemma seems simple to me. Quit buying thick paper towels, or don’t call the plumber!!

You’re welcome, Billy

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[Q] Well, Billy: I have a 21 yr daughter who lives at home. She's a good kid (70% of the time). Works full time and goes to school (12 units). Since she turned 21 and can drink. She been doing a lot of it and on two occasions have not come home. I understand she's growing up but, I believe she must respect me and our household. I feel she is out growing our home and its rules. I think if she wants to act like an adult, she can do so but, not under my roof.

Mommy, Beverly Hills, CA

[A] Mommy Dearest: Most of the comments I receive seem to be coming from single parent families! I wonder whose bright idea that was! Your daughter is not a kid! She’s 21 years old and is subject to adult responsibilities and conclusions, including lethal injection. It’s your house, your game and your rules. Alcohol can be a fickle running mate and has ruined many young lives. Some fledglings fly from the nest, others fall from it. Then, there are those who must be ushered out! It’s your call mommy! Your daughter is contagious and will infect all who are observing what she is getting away with. Don’t overlook her behavior and call it loving!

Billy

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[Q] Hey Billy: Kids, they’re a joy to have, but a pain in the ass to raise. Help!!! I keep coming home to dirty dishes. Everyday when I leave to go to work the kitchen is clean. But, when I return, there's a stack of dishes to wash. No, I don't have a dishwasher. I have asked them to wash their dishes after eating. But, that doesn't seem to help. I'm thinking of packing them all up and storing them away, leaving just a few out. Help me Billy!!!!!

Dawn, Newport Beach, CA

[A] Dawn: Help yourself! Quit buying food until the children understand that your instructions must be followed! Or, let them continue to be spoiled, inconsiderate, thankless brats and then loose them onto a world that will do your job without love or care what becomes of them. You have a choice!

Sincerely, Billy

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[Q] Dear Billy: I work with Jewish folks and it’s hard for me to sit back and hear them make fun of believers. When I was lost and had not found the love of Christ it didn't bother me. Since, my eyes, ears and heart have been opened and I thirst to know more about God. It hurts to hear them make fun of us.

Newbie, Encino, CA

[A] Dear Newbie: Read 1st Corinthians 14:36 through 40. You are sharing in your Savior’s rejection, Hebrews 12:1 through 5. You say, “It hurts to hear…”! Well, think of the pain of crucifixion! Run the good race and set an example.

Billy

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[Q] Billy, If you're not to have relations until you wed, how do you go about it in today’s world? Not every man or woman in these times understands. And what if you have already crossed that line???

Mary L., Irvine, CA

[A] Mary: You don’t go about it! We all understand our lusts perfectly. Have you forgotten the end of Sodom, Gomorrah, Rome, etc., etc.? If you have crossed over the line, step back, confess and repent, then watch your step. Matthew 7:13 and 14. Guilt can ruin that which was meant to be wondrous.

Billy

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[Q] Billy: Is there any right way to pray to our Lord God? I always just talk to Him, as if I were talking to a friend. In the car, shower or in bed at the end of my day. I just start rapping. I don't kneel down, sit or stand up. It's where ever I'm at. Sometimes, I think I'm being lazy.

Jenny, Ojai, CA

[A] Jenny: Jesus told us how to pray, Matthew 6:9 through 13. There are those who tell me they short-cut our Savior and speak directly to our Father God and He speaks directly to them. Keep an eye on these folks, they are suspect! Check out St. John 14:6. As far as speaking to Christ, whom as Christians, we have a close personal relationship with; He loves to hear from you! You’re not lazy you’re just following instruction, 1st Thessalonians 5:17. Other scriptures that might give you solace are, Romans 3:25, 1st John 2:2 and 4:10. It’s not what position your body is in or where you are geographically, it’s where your heart is!

God love your heart, Billy

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[Q] Billy - I drink beer pretty regularly and smoke pot once in awhile. I'm married but don't have any children. I'm 36 years old. I'm happy and I'm not irresponsible. I'm catholic but don't really practice it. I spit, curse and drink beer, but other than that I'm a decent guy. Is it still possible for me to be a christian? Would you let me join your M.C. knowing this is how I am? I believe I am a christian, but others seem to feel differently. I believe in God and the Bible. Well, I guess my question(s) is this; 1. can a christian drink beer and smoke pot and still be a christian? 2. can a christian who drinks beer, smokes pot and sometimes has a foul mouth join your motorcycle club?

Thanks for hearing me.

Frank Pulley

[A] Dear Mr. Pulley:

Would you enjoy riding in a group of motorcyclists who are under the influence of alcohol, marijuana and who spit? You say you’re happy and responsible! I say, from all indications, you’re intoxicated and irrational! Frank, you say you are a Catholic! Do Catholics have a different Jesus Christ than Christians? It’s obvious you hold yourself in high regard, you just need a tune-up, you’re running a little lean. We have members who can twist your nuts into a smoother running condition. As for joining our church; “Many are called, few are chosen!”

First, read 1st Corinthians 8:7 through 13; Ephesians 5:3 through 5; and Romans 14:13. Then get back to me when you’re sober.

Billy

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[Q] Dear Mr. Christmas: I am a Christian and believe John 3:16 but why do people have to die and leave this earth? Milton Stoltz, Bell, CA

[A] Dear Mildred: You can find the words that bother you in the King James Bible, how about that? As far as being ‘politically correct’, if you are suggesting that I emulate today’s politicians in any manner, I must decline; it’s against my religion!