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XHEATHENS Tayco To The Tacos Ride 04/14/18

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XHEATHENS Founders Salute At The Races Ride 02/10/18

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XHEATHENS Lyon Air Museum 6th Annual Bikes And Bombers Ride 08/26/17

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XHEATHENS Bite The Word Ride 08/12/17

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XHEATHENS at The Humpers 60th Anniversary Ride 09/17/16

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XHEATHENS Wings Wheels & Rotors Expo Ride 10/25/15

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XHEATHENS Ride 3rd Salute to Our Founder 05/30/15

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XHEATHENS Ride to Cook's Corner - Blessing of the Bikes 05/03/15

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XHEATHENS Ride to Redemption 03/22/15

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XHEATHENS Don't forget Julian Ride 03/07/15

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XHEATHENS LAFD Fire Hogs Hogs Breath BBQ Ride 09/13/14

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Special Thank you to the Los Angeles Fire Department's Fire Hogs for all that you do for us and for a wonderful day! May the Lord bless you guys and your loved ones!

 

 

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XHEATHENS Patch in Flo's Cafe Ride 07/13/14

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XHEATHENS Born Free Cycle Show Ride 06/29/14

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XHEATHENS Step Into The Light Ride 04/19/14

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XHEATHENS All Along the Watts Towers Ride 01/11/14

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10th Annual Schnuerer Toys For Tots Antique Car Show 12/08/13

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XHEATHENS Some Fun in the Sun Ride 09/14/13

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XHEATHENS Surf City Garage Car Show Ride 08/25/13

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XHEATHENS Southern California Antique Radio Society/Rock-Ola Juke box Ride 08/24/13

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XHEATHENS Bethel the Lesser Life Celebration 07/06/13

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What a glorious day! Thanks to everyone for joining us to celebrate Bethels Life.

Dear Lord... The day couldn't have been better!

 

 

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XHEATHENS Bethel the Lesser & Jimmy Too Far BDay Ride 04/13/13

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XHEATHENS Silverado Canyon/Shake Shack Ride 05/26/12

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XHEATHENS Ascot Reunion/NHRA Motorsports Museum Ride 05/12/12

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XHEATHENS A Century of Motorcycles and Beyond Ride 02/05/12

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XHEATHENS Easy Rider 2012 Show 01/07/12

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XHEATHENS Train in Vein Ride 01/01/12

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8th Annual Schnuerer Toys For Tots Antique Car Show/14th Annual John Force Car Show 12/04/11

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XHEATHENS Over the Hill and Through the Woods to Tom's Farm Ride 10/29/11

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XHEATHENS Malibu & You Ride 09/03/11

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XHEATHENS Pioneertown High Plains Drifters Ride 08/20/11

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XHEATHENS Oceanside Spur of the Moment Ride 06/05/11

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XHEATHENS End O'The World Ride 05/21/11

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XHEATHENS to NHRA Street Legal Drags at AutoClub Speedway Fontana 05/07/11

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XHEATHENS Ride with Lost and Found - Yuccholics Comedy Show 04/30/11

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XHEATHENS with Humpers M.C. - Bethel the Lesser's B-Day - 04/16/11

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XHEATHENS Hop, Skip and a Eduardo's Ride 04/02/11

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XHEATHENS with Lost and Found - Mak's Bikes Los Angeles Ride 03/13/11

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XHEATHENS Garage Day at Jaimes and Lunch Ride 02/12/11

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XHEATHENS Pay You Tomorrow for a PEDROS TACO Today 01/29/11

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XHEATHENS at Steve's Rusty Wrench Garage & Scrap Yard 01/22/11

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XHEATHENS Spread the Word Ride - Donut Man / Legends Classic Diner 01/15/11

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39th Griffith Park Side Car Rally 11/07/10

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XHEATHENS Movie Night 10/09/10

The movie was The Secret of Jonathan Sperry. Lot's of food, fun and fellowship! If you missed it catch us next time!

 

 

 

 

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XHEATHENS Impromptu Day Ride Oak Glen Pie and a Poke in the Eye 10/03/10

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XHEATHENS Day Ride Chino Car Show 08/28/10

A beautiful day somewhere in the low 90's. Jim's first official ride on his green machine. We headed through Carbon Canyon, stopping at the local watering hole (note: if you ever stop there for a restroom break it's located on the side of the building, but you need to be extra careful! see the pictures) and dropped in to the heart of Downtown Chino. All the roads were closed and there were people a cars galore! We walked for a bit and stumbled upon Jim's cousin Sammy the Shoe and his Purple Reign show truck, and no he's not a fan of the artist formerly known as Prince! (again see the pictures) We then experienced the wonderful world of Steam Engines both big and small. We grabbed some grub and then headed back to the bikes when we spotted a Female Time Traveler cruising the cars. Ton's of cars, trucks, motorcycles, tractors and other rare oddities! We headed home back through the Canyon. What a great day! Thank the Lord!

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XHEATHENS Impromptu Day Ride Irvine Rogue Car Show 02/13/10

As the Lord knows, a man's plan is but a man's plan. The plan was for a short day ride to a car show. However, the Lord had other glorious plans in store for us. We met at Starbucks Movieland Wax Museum in Buena Park, shared the Lord's Word then headed to Huntington Beach. The ride south on PCH was clear, sunny and cool. We stopped for a Peanut Butter Shake at the Shake Shack then continued south down the coast through Laguna Beach, Mission Viejo and San Clemente. Before we knew it we were pulling in to the Julian Pie Company in Santa Ysabel for a break and to enjoy some Peach Pie with a slab of Cheddar Cheese topped with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream! After meeting some locals and visitors and spreading the Word, we fired up and headed for the hill's. A beautiful drive in the afternoon sun through the hill's and canyons of Hwy 76, passed Pala Casino and in to Rainbow were we stopped for a break. After checking out the local history, we jumped on the freeway and headed in to Corona for a final meal at one of our favorite watering holes, Eduardo's Mexican Food. We thanked the Lord for a wonderful day, ate some great food, had some laughs and headed home.

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6th Annual Schnuerer Car Barn Toys For Tots Drive Antique Vehicle Show 12/06/09

Another great show and great food! Live bands and large crowds. The auction and the raffle had some really great items. We had a great time and saw some insane car's!

 

 

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38th Griffith Park Side Car Rally 10/25/09

Side car's and oddities galore! Old friends and a dog or two! You should've been there!

 

 

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XHEATHENS Philippe's Oak Glen Ride 10/10/09

What a ride! Nothing like letting the Lord lead the way! Eight of us met up at Starbucks at MovieLand and bumped in to some fellow riders. We headed in to Los Angeles under gray skies and Eric the Clerics high tech internal navigation system decided we should zig when we should have zagged. Luckily, Steve the Preacher invested in a store bought navigation unit and we were back on course! And good thing too! We made it to Philippe’s just as they were handing out last call breakfast tickets! After Freeway Fred gave Thanks, we all had good hardy meals, enjoyed each other’s company and discussed the plans for the rest of our day.

After some tossing and turning, dirt kicking and good ol' fashion complaining, Jaime of La Habra finally agreed with the rest of us that a ride to Oak Glen would be worth the ride. The sun was shinning and it warmed up. We stopped for fuel in Fontana and then headed up the country roads to Oak Glen. We hit three separate ranch stops. At the first stop we had some fresh cider and apple slices with various types of dips. At the second stop we had freshly made cinnamon donuts (thanks to the girl's for standing in line), poked around the antique shops and relaxed under Oak Glen's oldest Chestnut Tree. The last stop brought us face to face with BBQ Tri-Tip! The Lord was taking good care of us! We filled up, filled out and headed out.

We rode in to the sunset with our stomachs full and our souls happy!

Thank the Lord! Amen!

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XHEATHENS Chapman/Cook's Ride 09/12/09

Nine of the faithful met up at Starbucks around 9:00am for coffee and how-do-you-do’s. Jaime of La Habra picked up a road skunk on his way to Starbucks and, using his suburban survival skills, quickly fashioned it in to a hat that he proudly presented to Freeway Fred (For reasons one knows only by traveling on long runs with the guy). We mounted up and headed East on Chapman. It was an easy going ride through the cities and neighborhoods.

We rolled in to Downtown Orange to take a look-see in the Army/Navy Store. We quickly found that the best way to separate the hungry folk from the not-so-hungry folk is to park and walk through a section of town that has multiple antique shops. After a stroll through the Arm/Navy store and rounding up the rest of the gang, we hit Chapman and headed in to the bush with Burgers at Cook’s on our minds!

Cook’s was beaming with food, fun and scoot’s! The food was good. The company was great and the Spirit was Glorious!!

We parted ways at Cook's and said a prayer for all of us on, and off, two wheels. Jaime of La Habra and Eric the Cleric and his new wife, securely fastened to his backside, headed home to enjoy the fruits of the 7th day. The Day of Rest.

Freeway Fred, Karen, Steve the Preacher, Tina and RedDog headed for the coast. We took El Toro Road to Laguna Canyon and were blessed by a temperature drop of about 15 degrees.

Along the way, we all managed to convince ourselves that Freeway Fred has a good sense of direction and knew the exact way to the Shake Shack, so we headed South on PCH. After riding 15 miles or so, we realized that Fred had made a grievous error, and we should have gone North to Crystal Cove.

All was not for nothing though. As the Lord would have it, Fred tried passing an Xheathens Get Out Of Hell Free Card to a fella riding two up who was too afraid to let go of the handlebars to receive it. (We’re thinking that was a PUN!!)

We arrived at the Shake Shack and no one even ordered a Peanut Butter Shake. Steven the Preacher had a Pina Colada without an umbrella and stood with the girls while drinking it down. Fred and RedDog stayed within ear shot so Steven could hear the "what kind of’a man are yeh?!" remarks. After several trips to the restrooms, up and down rickety steps ravaged by the ocean air, we headed north to Huntington Beach.

The ride was calming and spiritual. We had been blessed with another great day of riding, fellowship and laughter. The kind that brings tears to your eyes. It was another blessed day.

Amen!!

Red Dog/Eric the Cleric.

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XHEATHENS Canada Run 07/06/09

Three of the faithful (Halfway Jeffee, Sir Fish and Chips and Buzz) took these shots on their Canada Run. Hope you enjoy!

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Elmo (Pete) Peterson’s Celebration of Life 06/06/09

Eight of the faithful, wearing colors at Robbie Peterson’s request, showed up at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to attend the services for Elmo (Pete) Peterson. Pete spent 87 years on this earth and because of the ravishes of polio, which caused one of his arms to become completely useless and with only a 3rd grade education, his plight in life seemed bleak. His eulogy painted a much different picture. The Lord God had a plan for Pete. He married, had four children and with God’s guidance, the blessings of family love, Pete’s adversities didn’t stand a chance. He became the project manager on freeways, dams and bridges all over the world; Hollywood, Long Beach, South America, New Guinea, Australia, etc., etc. His wife of 66 years always packed up the family and went with Pete on his travels around the globe. You see, while Pete was building the projects that serve mankind, his most important project was family! Constructed with faith, ethics and reciprocal love, his big project was life, and his family and friends have honored his influence with their lives. God bless Pete Peterson and his loved ones.

We chowed down at Lucille’s Brea and went our separate ways home full in body and spirit. It was a blessed Day. Amen!

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XHEATHENS Fort Tejon All Day Ride 05/24/09

Seven of the faithful and two guests showed up at Starbuck’s Buena Park for the ride. We said our prayers and hit the trail at 8:30 a.m.

Our first stop was at ‘Big Jim’s’ in Sun Valley for breakfast. We chowed down on cowboy style eats and then headed out for Lake Hughes and the ‘Rock Inn’. The weather was perfect and the California wildflowers were all showing their faces for our enjoyment. The ‘Rock Inn’ hosted a full house of roaming bikers, fresh iced tea and a live band. We spent some time there looking at bikes, table racing and listening to music then mounted up for the backside tour down the mountain to Gorman for fuel. The canyon road into the valley was colorfully alive with spring flora and fauna. Then from Gorman, north seven miles, we arrived at Old Fort Tejon. The fort is a well kempt example of military life in the 1800’s; plus an important part of California history, well worth a visit! We headed south down the Tehachapis to San Fernando for dinner at ‘James’ Restaurant’ (it was James’ Drive-In in the ‘50’s).

It had been a good 250 mile day ride! Only a couple of mishaps. Our guests Wayne and Arlene put a crimp in the front wheel of their BMW from a pot-hole big enough to hide a milk crate in, right in the middle lane of the I-5, a genuine invisible hazard! Your tax dollar at work? Jaime’s cop bike’s stator gave up the ghost and had to be Triple A hauled from San Fernando to Guadalahabra, yet, all in all, it was a blessed day. Amen.

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XHEATHENS Ethridge Mother's Day 05/10/09

The wonderful and thoughtful sons and daughter-in-law of Dody showed up with gifts and plans to celebrate, in their tender and endearing style, the heartfelt appreciation of having a loving mother. Cards, gifts, hugs and kisses abounded. Then with the help of the rest of the family, proceeded to entertain ‘The Mama’ with a motorcycle ride to Cooks Corner, supper at Lucille’s in Lake Forest and finished it off with a delightful coastal ride back home. What a great and adventurous Mother’s Day and a mother who puts-up and embraces this kind of togetherness! Thank God for His blessings. Amen.

 

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XHEATHENS Full Day Saturday - Tinkerin' Day & Speedway 05/09/09

Ten of the faithful and 1 prospect named Shaun, showed up at Bethel’s alley and we all fiddled and washed and shined and adjusted our motorcycles. About 4:00 p.m. we headed to Mario’s, Huntington Beach and enjoyed a south of the border feast, then rode to Orange County Fairgrounds for a night of speedway motorcycle racing and sidecars too! What a night it was! Most impressive was a little 11 year old scamp named ‘River McDougall’. A natural born, God gifted motorcycle racing phenomenon, look him up on your computer. After the races we stopped for coffee and pie at Denny’s H.B. and thanked our Lord for a most blessed day!

 

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XHEATHENS Movie & Bible Discussion Night 04/24/09

Six of the faithful showed up on this night. Many had cancelled out because of illness, moving schedules, etc. It must be that time of the year.

We started speaking of each individual’s understanding of 1st Timothy and somehow wandered into the subject of divorce and its scriptural references. It seems to be such a universal affliction with so many seemingly misunderstood motives, coupled with the lack of any stigma, that divorce has become the simple accepted ‘fast fix’ for the differences that arise in today’s concept of holy matrimony. The convoluted explanations of divorce being the only remedy for the myriad of discomforts, has become such a mass confusion that no simple agreement is obvious. We all conceded that there must be a better way, yet we were unable to be unanimous on what it is! God save we sinners from our stupidity, in Jesus Christ’s name, Amen!

Our dinner was divine, H.B. ham, valley salad and Aunt Dody’s mac and longhorn cheese, topped off with rhubarb or apple pie ala mode. Our movie was ‘Night of the Hunter’ (1955) with Robert Mitchum. The supporting cast of Shelly Winters, Lillian Gish and others, blended with some extraordinary black and white cinematography. The movie takes place in the backwoods south during the 1930’s depression. The cast poignantly spotlights good, evil and children of the era with illuminated portrayals. It was an enjoyable evening, thank God! Amen.

 

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XHEATHENS Easter Service at "The Rock" 04/12/09

Eleven of the faithful and one prospect showed up for Easter Service at “The Rock” in Anaheim. Good choir, friendly folks and a plain and powerful sermon preached by Pastor Jerry Dirmann. Thank God for Jesus Christ, His resurrection and mercies in our weaknesses! Amen, can I get an amen?

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XHEATHENS Paid In Full Christian Bike Night 04/06/09

Hosted by ‘Paid in Full Motorcycle Ministries’ at Nick’s Super Burger, Fullerton. Pastor Jose Mata was the M.C. Met lots of other Christian biker members, looked at some unique bikes and had a swell time. Prayer requests, raffles and introductions made for a fulfilling spiritual get-together. Amen.

P.S. We’re still planning a 1 year anniversary party, watch the web site!

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XHEATHENS Philippes French Dip / Olvera Street Ride 04/05/09

Six of the faithful met at the Starbuck’s corral in Buena Park. We coffeed-up, then hit the trail for Los Angeles. Our first stop was at the Philippe French Dip Sandwich joint. Many years of L. A. history here. We ate then moseyed over to famous Olvera Street. It was a fiesta atmosphere, being Palm Sunday, dancers, singers and Aztec flute music accompanied the performers at the plaza. A very delightful and blessed day, Amen!

P.S. We’re still planning a 1 year anniversary party, watch the web site!

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XHEATHENS Movie & Bible Discussion Night 03/27/09

Nine of the faithful showed up for Tivoli Chili, Cowboy Cornbread, Telfair Salad and pie. We came to some agreeable conclusions discussing ‘blaspheming the Holy Spirit’. Our movie was “A Man Called Peter” starring Richard Todd; a 1955 biography of Dr. Peter Marshall who became the Chaplin to the U.S. Senate. (Click on title for pictures.)

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

P.S. We’re still planning a 1 year anniversary party, watch the web site!

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XHEATHENS Day Ride to Dana Point 03/08/09

Eleven of the faithful cruised into Dana Point to enjoy their street fair and art festival. The blessing of great weather made the ride even more enjoyable. Dr. Ron and his bride Shawn had an hour hang-up coming over Ortega Highway due to construction. All in all, we got some good conversational exchanges accomplished. Sometimes it’s healthy to just ‘fat mouth’ with brothers and sisters, for we all have stories to share that are uplifting and helpful. The street and art fair was typically a street and art fair, so goes the world and it was a good people meeting adventure.

Everybody took off from Dana Point for their respective homes; it was a good day, thank God! (Click on title for pictures.)

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

P.S. We’re still planning a 1 year anniversary party, watch the web site!

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XHEATHENS Movie & Bible Discussion Night 02/27/09 (no pictures)

Seven of the faithful showed up at Bethel & Dody’s eccentric abode for the fellowship at 7:00 p.m. Pleasantries and tall tales along with traditional ‘ragging’ ran its course in jovial appreciation; then Dody rang the dinner bell and we all dug into a rustic, stick to your ribs depression era meal. The recipes were all hand-me-down family favorites. Spices and herbs danced with unlikely partners to create a fandango of flavor filled participation. Ah, ‘Pacoima Tamale Pie’, Telfair avocado salad, jalapeno rings, whole hot chili peppers and enough sauces to scorch the taste buds of the most hearty experimenters. During the movie intermission, we treated ourselves to lemon meringue and coconut cream pies, most of the guys had a slice of each, ‘waste not, want not’, we say!

The scripture we chose to discuss was Jude, verses 3, 4 and 5 which pertained heavily to our movie; ‘Elmer Gantry’ written by Sinclair Lewis and starring Burt Lancaster who won an academy award for his work in this insightful and challenging delight. A cinematic expose’ of man and his desire to be good yet constantly buffeted by the temptations, snares and pitfalls in life. Filmed in 1960 it remains as timeless as the gospel; a must see ‘religious’ movie!

With full bellies and filled hearts, we embraced each others good-byes from a blessed and self-examining congregation. Amen.

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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Galloping Goose Black Jack Poker Run 01/18/09

Six of the faithful XHMC brothers left Starbuck’s Buena Park at 6:45 a.m. The weather was mildly cool and traffic was light as the sun’s warming rays began to light our way to Sylmar. We signed-up for the run at the Humper’s clubhouse and set out for the first stop on the map. ‘Snake Man’ of the Humper’s M.C. offered to be our guide and rode with our group.

The first stop was at the ‘Golden Cadillac’ bar in Mission Hills to draw our first card and be treated to a buffet breakfast. Next, it was on to the ‘Nectar Bar’ in Van Nuys for our second card. The entire run was laid out on the old Porter Ranch, foothill roads; Balboa St., Parthenia St., Roscoe St., and Woodley Ave. Our last stop was the check-in and party location at Woodley Park in the Sepulveda basin in Reseda.

A lot of motorcycle clubs participated and we passed out cards and spread the Word at the park which offered a selection of food, drink and concession stands along with a live band. It was a memorable adventure and we all returned home safely.

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Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

 

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HUMPERS M.C. Christmas Party 12/20/08

One of our members who shall remain nameless (due to the Federal Penal Code’s statute of limitations), was invited to the 52nd annual Christmas party at the Humper’s M.C. Clubhouse in Sylmar, CA. The aforementioned XHMC member, in his wild and insane youth, founded and was the first president of the Humpers M.C. Sooo….. as the Lord would have it, he is always invited to the clubs functions and has the distinction of being an honorary lifetime member.

The party was great and the brothers accepted and respected the fact that their founder has had a higher calling and they adored the XHMC patch! Over fifty “Get Out of Hell Free” cards were passed out. (Click on title for photos.)

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

 

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XHEATHENS Marine Corps 5th Annual Toy's for Tot's Drive 12/07/08

Twelve XHMC members took their toys to the festivities at Gerhard and Rosemarie Schnuerer’s commercial facility in Huntington Beach. The Schnuerers host the annual toy runs in concert with the USMC every year. Marine Corps personnel handled the toys and directed the sorting and loading while giving escort to arriving guests. The Schnuerers put on a German style feed, schnitzel, bratwurst, borscht and good stuff I don’t know the name of! Soft drinks and fresh apple pie with caramel drizzle topped off the repast. Also, Gerhard showed off and gives rides in his auto and motorcycle collection. (View pictures by clicking on title.)

We all enjoyed the event. God bless our Marines, the Schnuerer’s graciousness and all the children who are among the less fortunate, Amen!

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Crystal Cove Shake Shack 10/25/08

Six of us took off from Huntington Beach around noon to have lunch and a peanut butter malt down the coast. In the 50’s if you were traveling north on P.C.H. before you got to Newport, there was a little stand just off the highway that had a dirt horseshoe driveway wide enough for two lane travel, but mostly so folks could park and leave room for the coming and going customers. The sign on the small store read, ‘Date Shakes & California Olives’! They sold sandwiches, date and peanut butter malts and gallon jars of stuffed olives as well as the black, green and green ripe varieties. In addition, there were containers of candied and dried California fruits along with, in season, fresh fruits and vegetables. The operation was located on the east side of P.C.H. in the middle of a large field and seemed to do a brisk business. The store is now located directly across P.C.H. on the west side and is called ‘The Crystal Cove Snack Shack’ and is owned by the Ruby’s Café Corporation. The food is very good but the only things that have survived the rustic charm and quality of the old location are the date and peanut butter malts and shakes! They’re really gooood!

We rode through downtown Huntington Beach on our way to the shack in order to show off our colors and bikes on Main Street. We always get a lot of favorable recognition on Main Street, it’s fun! On this day we were completely upstaged by hundreds, and I mean hundreds, of people carrying pictorial placards urging readers to vote ‘yes’ on Prop. 8. They lined Main St. and both sides of P.C.H. clear into Newport. Funny thing, the atmosphere amongst the demonstrators seemed and sounded more religious than political.

After lunch and our malts, we enjoyed the ocean view and the antics of sea lions and surfers. Somebody suggested that we cruise down to Laguna and see what kind of opposition Prop. 8 had in the blatantly pro homosexual hamlet. Surprise! Only about 20 people were clustered in a defensive looking circle with their ‘Vote No on Prop. 8’ signs. We caught the red light at the intersection and as we stopped, the people with signs began shouting as if on cue, “We demand equal rights”, and “Get used to us!” Well, Bethel, the old man, was the nearest bike to the crowd and what does he do? He gives the group a thumb down sign and growls, “Down with Sodomites!” A skinny, sickly looking bleached blonde fellow stepped a few inches from the cowering circle and gave Bethel the finger and squeaked, “Up yours homophobe!” Bethel gave him the Pacoima stare and adorned his words with a Shakespearean affectation, “This sir, is no time for lust filled propositions, I am strongly convicted against thee!” The skinny guy melted back into the players, the light turned green and we took off on our cruise home.

Interesting day. Thank God. Amen

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

P.S. We also stopped at the Army/Navy surplus store on P.C.H. so Fred could look for boots, my God, that man has extremely large feet!

 

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XHEATHENS Griffith Park Side Car Rally 10/19/08

Eleven of us met at Starbuck’s Buena Park, took our coffee jolts, then hit the road for Griffith Park and the 37th Annual Sidecar Rally. The turn out at the rally was a record setter, over 300 rigs of every type and description; racing kneelers, restored vintage units, factory concepts and custom outfits galore. The gathering of solo bikes was impressive too! Lots of exotics, customs and antiques. It was an entertaining event all around. We ran into good friends we hadn’t seen in awhile which was great, Mike Parti, Ernie Aragon, Perry King, Skip VanLeeuwen, Tony “Pizza”, Doug Bingham, Kenny Wolf, just to name a few. After a couple of hours our group set out for other destinations. Two guys headed for the ocean, four set out for Fullerton H.D.’s chili cook-off and the rest of us went to ‘Big Jim’s’ for a late lunch. The rally organizers announced they were going to reserve a larger area of the park next year due to the growth of participants. Sounds ‘mo betah’ to me!

It was a fun show and an ideal opportunity to spread the Word! Just like going to church!

All of our members made it home safely thank God, and another sidecar rally is in the books, Amen!

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Lompoc Ride 09/06 & 07/08

We set out for Lompoc early Saturday morning. That’s pronounced, ‘Lompoke’ – only tourists call it ‘Lompock’, and that’s a truth! Lompoc is a very historically rich California cowboy town. Check out the internet concerning the old town. We stopped at ‘Big Jim’s’ in Sun Valley for breakfast and to palaver with the ‘Reel’ Cowboys who meet at Big Jim’s every Saturday. Very interesting to cowboy movie buffs!

We rode back roads, mountain passes and seldom traveled by-ways all the way to Lompoc. Plenty of rustic joints and memorable sights along the way as opposed to freeway; good stuff! Lompoc had a nice motel that afforded visual surveillance of the bikes right out of the windows of our rooms. O’Cairn’s Inn is the place to stay! Ample continental breakfast too! We ate dinner at the local hangout nearby called the Budget Café across the street from the Yamaha dealer. Our server was Heather, a cute friendly little gal who was a straight arrow regular type person, no pretense! “You get soup or salad with your meals”, she said, then kinda' wrinkled her nose and smiled as she quietly confessed, “I’d pass on the soup!” We enjoyed her spirit very much and the food was ‘down home’ good too. As the Lord would have it, Heather’s husband, Ethen is a custom motorcycle builder, so we had a common bond from the start. Ethen’s e-mail address is ethen@centralcoastchopers.net. Check out our link page.

Lompoc’s cure for ugly graffiti was to encourage the locals to paint murals on downtown building walls, well it worked! We spent a couple of hours Sunday cruising the area enjoying God’s gift of artistry to man, it’s worth seeing. Another unique thing Lompoc has to offer is its cemetery, it dates back to the wild west days of the 1800’s, see pics!

We took the adventure route home. It was a real tour, La Purisima Mission, the Swedish Disneyland of Solvang, the Santa Ines or Ynez Mission, the towns of Santa Ynez, Ojai, Fillmore, Santa Paula, Moorpark, Simi Valley, San Fernando and home safely with many blessings under our belts, praise be to our Lord! Amen.

During a gas stop in Santa Paula, we ran into a bunch of ‘Moloch’s M/C’ members. They knew the ‘Humpers’ and we exchanged cards; ‘Madman Rosen’, the spokesman for the group cast a good spell on us, Bethel said it sounded like a Hebrew blessing to him. They were a friendly bunch and led us to the next turn-off for our journey. God bless ‘em!

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

 

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XHEATHENS Ride Buckaroo Ride 08/30/08

Six of us showed up at Mission Motorsports in Irvine. John Matherson, the owner and a dear friend had crossed over the finish line a couple of months earlier and his presence was sorely missed. Yet, as the Lord would have it, John’s fatal crash has created a fresh atmosphere at the shop. His eldest son is now the general manager, his younger son is the sales manager and his brother runs the parts and repair departments. Ghosts of John’s spirit can be seen and heard in his heirs actions and the memories are still in place. John’s wife is doing as well as she can with the loss; she is a brave soul and a gentle, gracious lady.

We rode to Ortega Highway and headed east. The road is under repair but still a scenic choice for a fun jaunt. Stopped at the Lookout Roadhouse to wet our whistles and shot the breeze with other wayfarers, passed out cards and took in the view. Then down the hill through Lake Elsinore, back roads to Tom’s Farm and old roads to Eduardo’s in Corona for a great Mexican meal.

Miracles and blessings and the Lord’s peace filled the day and followed us home. It was a joyous time.

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Going on a Mission 08/16/08

Five of the members cruised north to Sun Valley and Big Jim’s Restaurant. As the Lord would have it, we were treated to a toothsome repast in the patio. Unbeknownst to us, every Saturday morn, the Retired Western Actors Society meets at Big Jim’s for a weekly function. Movie stars, wranglers, extras, stuntmen and women all gussied-up in their cowboy garb, very colorful and friendly folks. One galoot was in his 90’s and had played in the 1939 Foreign Legion epic ‘Beau Geste’ with Gary Cooper. He had brought a French rifle used in the movie to show off. We also met Roydon Elwood Clark, an 80 year old actor, stuntman, director, etc., etc. who had been in the 1941 Bogart movie ‘High Sierra’ along with Hugh Ethridge, Bethel’s dad. Roy and Bethel enjoyed each others yarns about movies, Korea and Jesus The Christ. They seemed to be in total agreement and had many friends in common; that’s the way it is with the brotherhood of yarn spinners ya’ know!

From Big Jim’s we rode through beautiful west Pacoima onto the San Fernando Mission Rey de Espana built in 1797. The 1972 earthquake destroyed most of the main church. The restoration left much to be desired for this man. The original adobe brick covered with Fresno troweled plaster and whitewashed by time tested tradesmen has been replaced by the smooth yellowish stucco of a 1940’s tract house. The hand hewn doors and gates from the former church were then affixed to the new industrial looking building. Where have all the craftsmen gone? The contradiction of this historical place of worship is akin to a tuxedo being mended with plaid patches! “Forgive them Father for they know not how to do it.” Well, so goes the decline of the world!

Historically, the mission had served the Spanish, Mexican, Indian and gringos as a holy place of hope and renewal of faith. Even during the secular movement, legend has it that the neglected old mission served as a sanctuary for California’s much revered folk heroes, the Robin Hoods for the peasants, so the stories go. Deadly and feared by the ruling class the two most outstanding champions of the people were the bandits Joaquin Murrieta and Tiburcio Vasquez. They both came to early violent ends that can be reviewed on a ‘Google’ search.

From the mission, we took the Santa Susana Pass and rode by the Iverson movie location and the Spahn Ranch. The Spahn Ranch was one of the hideouts for the infamous Manson Family. Tons of ‘B’ movie westerns and T.V. shows were filmed at both places; now homes and malls have nearly eaten up the area. Very few landmarks remain but, I’ve heard the same observations made about Cota de Caza!

We took Topanga Canyon Road from the valley to the sea. This road was built for 1930’s cars and reflects curves, cambers and widths of that era. Ipso facto, modern vehicles with drivers used to today’s speeds and the rural camouflage of a highly populated area, the road is an obstacle course of snares and pitfalls with maniacal amateurs trying to drum up business for local hospitals. Thank God, we emerged unscathed. We rode P.C.H. to Long Beach and went separate ways home. It was a miraculous, blessed, exciting day.

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS EATA BITA PI RUN 08/02/08

Six of us roared out of Corona at 9 a.m. to meet up with members of C.M.A. (Christian Motorcycle Assoc.) out of San Diego. Riders from “Riding with the Son” & “Bikers for the Lord” chapters were to join us at Santa Ysabel at the Julian Pie Company. We got there early and decided to have hot apple pie with cheddar cheese breakfasts, think if it had been served with a side of bacon! You could call it ‘Captain Cholesterol’s Revenge!’

The San Diego folks showed up and we all got acquainted. Ron and Stephen were exceptionally entertaining fellers. We spent time speaking with other bikers as they came by and felt drawn to our frivolity. We met a regular guy named Doug, a Harley rider who lives close by and is not allowed to pass the pie company without picking up a cherry pie or his wife will flog him. Doug turned out to be a minister; he went from cherry pie to Christ’s love for his flock quicker than John Force in a ¼ mile! Doug was a very smooth galoot who has walked on both sides of the street and knows his onions.

Everybody agreed to ride north through the canyon and see what was happening at Warner Springs Airport; the airport is famous for their glider flying activities. On an earlier trip to the airport, Bethel had spoken to some of the pilots and related some stories about Wm. Hawley Bowlus, an American pioneer glider builder and record setting pilot. The guys were familiar with Bowlus’ innovations and some had even flown his gliders early in their romance with soaring. Bethel had grown up in Pacoima, California, near the Bowlus factory during the 30’s and 40’s; he went to grammar school and hung around the factory with Mr. Bowlus’ sons, Charles and Jack. Bethel dug up twenty 8 x 10 glossy photos of Bowlus and his gliders and gave them to the lady at the airport office counter.

Our bunch gathered at the picnic tables under the trees and were enjoying the glider launches when all of a sudden; we were set upon by a bevy of glider gang guys. “Who brought these glider photos in?” the leader demanded. Bethel raised his hand and mumbled, “Who’s askin’?” Well, as the Lord would have it, Mr. Willat, the head man at the airport and Bethel had a lot in common. Both were born in Studio City around the same time, both of their dads worked in the movie industry and both had served in the war against North Korea. It was old home week as Willat, his crew and pilots discussed flying machines, motorcycles, movies and the Lord. Willat gave us a still photo from a silent film short his dad filmed featuring the Great Harry Houdini. Houdini was to climb a rope ladder from one plane to another while in flight, wearing a straight jacket. Willat said the actual gag was done by a stuntman, according to Willat’s dad!

We cruised our way out of the canyon to Highway 15 then split up and headed for our respective barns. Our group stopped at Eduardo’s in Corona for our Mexican food fix. It was a blessed day.

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Hippity Hop To The Candy Shoppe 07/27/08

The Lord provided many a blessing on this day. Ten of us were going to enjoy the age old saying, “Happy as kids in a candy shop.” We met in Huntington Beach at Starbucks; Mr. Chips had begun his day with pastry in order to get a jump start on our quest for a day of sweet treats. The desire for confections swept over us like honey over flapjacks as we set out in search of the palaces of palate pleasing perfection.

We rode down Main Street Huntington Beach as determined as knights seeking the Holy Grail. The crowd hollered and waved as if they knew we were on a crusade to conquer the fallacious rumors that sugar can ruin you teeth, make you hyper or spoil your dinner, “HA!”, we exclaimed in the face of said dangers.

Our first stop was on P.C.H. at the Crystal Cove Shake Shack, the home of date shakes and peanut butter malts. This place has become an institution to long time Southern California residents, especially surfers and other coastline travelers. Jeffe and Bethel have enjoyed their specialties since the 1950’s. We all sampled the shake shack’s wares to whet our appetites for the next destination.

Three of our riders have global positioning devices on their bikes; however, the devices seem to have different programs on how to get from one place to another. Steve’s device proved one thing, two wrongs don’t make a right but, 3 rights will make a left! Jeffe and Chips became flustered and cranky following the road captain’s device and passed him in an obvious huff! They’re becoming very Beemerish!

Regardless of electronics, we all arrived at our destination at the same time; “Powell’s Sweet Shoppe”, 27000 Alicia Parkway at Pacific Park Dr., Laguna Niguel. A sugar coated salon of foreign, domestic and hard to find ‘old time’ candies with an ice cream counter featuring inventive flavors of hand dipped delicacies. Lots of tasty oddities and plenty of gadgets that are amusing.

Everybody satisfied their cravings and we had a God given sweeeet day!

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Yuma Territorial Prison 07/12 & 13/08

9:10 to Yuma

Six of us met at Carl’s Jr., Corona; we coffeed up and headed south at 9:10 a.m. on the 15. Not sure whether it was the cost of gas these days or that the public had been cautioned that we would be on the highway; regardless the freeway traffic was extremely sparse. We flew like the wind, like we were on our own private autobahn. We soared off the 15 and headed east on the 78 and before you could say ‘hot apple pie’; we were parking at the Julian Pie Company for a pastry jump start. Fresh pie ‘sho am good!’

While we were there we met a very affable feller, Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant, Ken. He is based at Camp Pendleton and was out for a morning ride on his custom H.D. with a big S & S motor. Ken has 17 years in the corps and has completed 4 tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. Bethel the Lesser shared some sort of kinship with the ‘sarge’ and their conversation was that of old pals, a jocular and poignant exchange of thoughts and convictions. “You’ve got 17 years in, you gonna’ muster out at 20 or go for 30?” “That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today! Twenty is going to be plenty for me.” Bethel laughed with him then humorously began to rag the guy. “As a Master Sergeant with 4 tours of combat under your belt, you could tap dance for 3 years and take your 20 without having to take another tour!” “Yeah”, Ken agreed, “But I’ve got a real dilemma going on here, I could become an instructor or sign up for courses that would keep me stateside till the end of my enlistment. I guess that would be the smart thing to do. After all, 17 years and 4 tours ought to be enough, but I feel guilty about not doing another tour because of all of my friends that didn’t come back.” Bethel put his arm around Ken’s neck and growled in his ear, “why don’t you try to feel guilty for not feeling guilty, devil dog?” “That’s a thought” Ken replied.

We mounted up and bid Ken a fond farewell and headed east on the 78 through the town of Julian which was as crowded as Disneyland, pedestrians scurrying like ants around a piece of strudel and a herd of bad drivers vying for parking spaces that didn’t exist. We cruised safely through town and jumped on highway 79 and headed for Highway 8 and Pine Valley.

This was a great mountain and valley ride, the bloom was on the sage and sunflowers were in abundance. Had a few sprinkles in the higher elevations but not enough to make the pavement wet. The temperature stayed close to 80 degrees which was perfectly comfortable. We climbed to the top of a ridge and began to descend into a long valley when, as if by magic, our whole world became a black and white film noir movie! The mountain tops around the valley were hidden by a foreboding shroud of roiling gray clouds. The forest of pines stood silently denuded and weathered to the color of pier pilings. Some of the larger trees had fallen, limbs intact creating a skeletal thicket at the base of the remaining stands of stark sentinels that guarded the pale forest. The scrub oak bushes dotted the floor of the woodland like large black badgers waiting to pounce on anything that came their way. It was spooky and surreal, a scene right out of a horror movie. We rode up and past the ‘valley of rigor mortis’ back into the sunshine, woooh!

Shortly thereafter, we came to a fork in the road; we pulled off the road to consult Preacher Steve’s ‘Garmin Zumo 550 Pathfinder Satellite Traveling Electronic Bible’ for the correct route to our destination. The quiet of the afternoon was suddenly punctuated with the angry squeal and clatter of tires in combat with pavement and gravel. We all looked across the road as a full sized SUV with a load of lumber sticking out of the back doors came to a violent halt in a cloud of dust, half on the highway and half on the dirt shoulder. Before the vehicle stopped shuddering, the driver’s door swung open into the traffic lane and stayed open as a large woman leapt into the intersection and bounded toward us, she was speaking from the time she exited the SUV in a loud, perfectly understandable voice. I said she was a large woman, not overweight, just large! She dressed, walked and sounded like John Wayne’s long lost sister. Her big silver belt buckle had crossed pitchforks on it. The large woman was a non-stop orator! It went like this, “I saw the sidecar and I want one for my dog and I. My boyfriend didn’t want to stop, he’s still in the car pouting, he lives with me, rent free, doesn’t work, I had to load the lumber myself and I bought him breakfast and he knows if I buy a sidecar, the dog and I are gone and he and his flying saucer theories are out, do you know that he thinks Elvis and Hitler were Martians and he suspects Walt Disney too! I have to get a sidecar for the dog; I named him Pluto just to irk my boyfriend.” We gave her all the info about sidecars that she could access on the internet and Freeway Fred offered to kick the Pemmican out of her boyfriend, the lady declined.

Bethel asked her about the gruesome gulch we had passed through. Here’s the short version. About 12 years ago, the Bureau of Land Management discovered a bark beetle infestation in pine trees 50 miles away. They cut down the trees and brought the timber to a large meadow to be burned. Well, the drought and fire danger put the plan on hold and the beetles ate up the whole valley in short order. Another instance of the brilliance of experts putting your tax dollar to work!

We rode out of the mountains to Highway 8, fueled up at Jacumba where we met three Russian factory KTM riders on their secret enduro bikes. They said they had been practicing for over a month for a race in Greece sometime in September. The bikes looked and sounded to be well over 500 cc and will be unveiled at the I.S.D.E. event.

The freeway was a 70 MPH max. the rest of the way into Yuma and according to Steve’s Garmin, we averaged 83 MPH. It got warmer as we descended into the floor of the desert and was a bearable 102 degrees as we rolled into Yuma. We checked into our hotel, spruced up and walked one block to Penny’s Diner, a pseudo 30’s type diner with reproduced 30’s and 40’s ads on the walls. The food was average and the atmosphere chipper. They did serve up a great buffalo cheeseburger! Our hotel was a non-smoking facility and Bethel the Lesser was observed at odd hours outside the back door, barefoot in his shortie pajamas, puffing away on his addiction. I’d bet the security cameras provided some unusual footage.

We got up early Sunday for breakfast at the hotel, and then headed for the historic Yuma Territorial Prison 3 miles away. The prison was in use from 1876 to 1909. I would be remiss in trying to describe the people, condition or atmosphere of this penitentiary with mere words; many have tried and have fallen short! You must visit this bastille in person to gain any real grasp of the wordless intimidation of this place. However, it is this man’s conviction that if Yuma had remained the blueprint for the future, that the crime rate would have been lower! We spent a couple of hours soaking up the primitive truths of the joint, then rode out to Highway 8, west.

Next stop was at Pine Valley on Highway S-1; nice little country store and café nestled deep in the pines. It was there we met some bikers who recommended a route north called ‘The Sunrise Highway’, we decided to try it. The road was an unexpected pleasure; it traversed the distance between Pine Valley and Julian on the crest of the valley to the mountains, with panoramic views on both sides of the road, wild flowers and beautiful photo ops all along the way.

We stopped in Julian for a pie break then on to Warner Springs Airport to watch gliders. Then, back roads to Corona and Eduardo’s Café for ‘Milanesa steak’, a delicious finale to a blessed trip.

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Point Ferman / Walker's Cafe 06/28/08

Seven of the members gathered at Starbuck’s new location in Huntington Beach, near Beach Blvd. & Garfield St. at 9:00 a.m. The coastal cloud cover belied the fact that it was 75 degrees and comfortable without jackets. Jaime of La Habra bought a $12.50 cup of coffee so he could explain the finer points of java making! “Male Peruvian parrots carry these Argentinean coffee berries in their beaks to Brazil where the females line their nests, (which are situated in Brazil nut trees), with the berries. The berries decompose during the nesting cycle and only the beans remain. The beans are harvested by local natives and purified in a solution of Chilean pepper bark and Amazonian spring water, then roasted over an active lava flow.” Supposedly only a small amount is sold to the highest bidder each season and Starbuck’s won out this year. It was called ‘Aztextinkadew’ and served in a 6 ounce cup. We asked Jaime how it tasted; Jaime rolled his eyes and cooed, “Ambrosia!” Well then there now, I happen to know for a fact that Jaime doesn’t know the difference between potpourri and a fetlock! He just says things that feel good to his ears. ‘Bethel the Lesser’ smelled the empty cup and said it reminded him of Pittosporum undulatum and Black Leaf 40 or something you’d use in a Flit-Gun! Nobody had any idea of what the old soul was speaking of??? We mounted up and rode west on Main Street, H.B. to P.C.H. People waved and hooted, some pointed to the sky and shouted “Praise the Lord!”

Ya’ know, being about our Father’s work is the most rewarding job there is. You have a job description manual, an employer who guides you and whose door is always open, plus He goes to bat for you with the C.E.O. when your pride gets in your way; not to mention the fringe benefits and take a look at that retirement plan! Everybody qualifies, Jesus wants you! Enlist today!

Going north on P.C.H., the shoreline was beautifully colored in pristine hues that only the Pacific Ocean can produce. The coastal clouds had become diaphanous as golden rays of sunlight played on the performing surf. The choreography was celestial and even the gulls and sandpipers glowed with the purity of perfection.

We motored through Huntington Harbor, Sunset and Seal Beaches with people all decorated for a summer day. We took 2nd Street through Belmont Shores. Belmont Shores is a kaleidoscope of humanity; power boaters, sailors, retired folk, college kids, sodomites, animal lovers, etc., etc., etc. Each faction prescribably dressed and flaunting their badges of authority that demand recognition. It’s a pathetically amusing hamlet in this man’s observation, yet, so goes the world!

On to Long Beach via Ocean Blvd. and the panoramic view of Long Beach and Los Angeles Harbors between Belmont and downtown Long Beach. A sail boat regatta was in progress offshore, their spinnakers powerfully flexing the amazing ability to wrestle air into submission, what a delightful discovery! In the distance the white dome that once housed Howard Hughes’ infamous HK-1 or H-4 Hercules ‘Spruce Goose’ had created an abstract backdrop for the bygone splendor of the admirable H.M.S. Queen Mary. The tour of this ship is an enjoyable ‘time machine’ experience.

Onward over the Terminal Island Bridge, past the Port of Los Angeles and its aerial view of the millions of tons of cargo neatly arranged to be seen from the apex of the Vincent Thomas Bridge. As soon as you get over the bridge, is the off ramp for Ports ‘O’ Call and Harbor Ave. This is the exit that is the shortest route to Union Surplus. For some unknown reason, as we came to the off ramp, ‘Lurch’ and Eric pulled out of line and passed the road captain as if they had a plane to catch! The road captain gave them the ‘are you daft?’ hand signal and led the rest of the group onto the exit. Now, Harbor Avenue is one of the most picturesque examples of import commerce in the world. Endless berths of behemoth container ships, brightly painted in corporation colors with logos from exotic far away places. There many mammoth cranes that pick away at the cargo like a horde of steel praying mantises leaving the ships as the hollow hulks of starving leviathans. The operation is a continual ballet of grace in the articulate animation of inspired engineering; the ‘Swan Lake’ of mechanical magnificence!

At 6th Street and Harbor stands the Maritime Museum, a stately structure of nautical design that houses historical art and mementos of seafaring. Among the artifacts rests the ‘Ship’s Registry’, in which is recorded the gallant story of the U.S.S. Kearsarge C.V.A.33; the battle proven pride of Task Force 77. The highly decorated attack carrier’s planes flew over 6,000 sorties against the North Korean and commie Chinese, plus protecting Formosa (Taiwan) from invasion. See the movie, ‘Bridges at Toko-Ri’ with Wm. Holden, Mickey Rooney and Grace Kelly, which is a thinly disguised story of the carrier and its service. A great deal of the film’s footage was shot aboard the Kearsarge. But alas, the old warrior was sold to the Japanese auto industry as scrap metal! Some grown men cried, others cursed and still others went out and bought Toyotas. ‘Bethel the Lesser’ has many black and white snapshots taken aboard the ship during the war.

We grabbed a right on 6th Street and arrived at Union Surplus minus Lurch and Eric. We no sooner parked when cell phones began to ring! Our missing brothers were lost east of Torrance! After a series of calls, Jaime was able to talk them down and we entered Union Surplus. This place has to be one of the last real military surplus stores. They have stuff that dates back to WWII, steel ammo cases, ammo boxes, rucksacks, parachutes, knives and real guns! Camping and hunting gear and clothes. Another interesting thing about Union Surplus is that they have stacks of odd attire, all new, made in the U.S.A. However, the designs, colors and intended use are somewhat obscure! A hooded tuxedo shirt with bow tie and cummerbund, this is a one piece ensemble. How about a fleece lined, gold plastic helmet with an air horn on top, complete with a compressed air tank! The most baffling item we came across was a camouflage jacket with a target on the back! The scoring rings were rated thusly, the outside circle was 100, diminishing in score to the bull’s eye which counted as 10? ‘Freeway Fred’ surmised that Union Surplus buys everything they can’t sell in Kentucky! Could be! It’s worth a visit just for fun! It was there, during a conversation with a customer, that we found out that Milton Bilschwatz would have been 126 years old this year had he lived!

We mounted up and headed for Century Motors which during the 60’s was one of the most successful BSA and Norton dealerships on the west coast. The owner, ‘Wild Bill’ Cottom, ran a very pleasurable operation. His motto was, “We treat our customers like family!”, and so it was! Bill Cottom took special care of all of whom he had dealings with and in turn, ‘the family’ spread the word about Century Motors. Cottom sponsored many aspiring motorcycle racers and quite a few went on to become stars in their galaxy of the two wheeled competition universe. Cottom instituted two annual get togethers, one on Father’s Day and the other during the Christmas holidays. A tradition his daughter Cindy and grandson have perpetuated to this day; they’re more like family reunions. Century Motors in San Pedro is a nostalgic museum of rare and unusual motorcycles and stuff, plus new and used parts for any bike’s restoration. Say “Hi” to ‘Wild Bill’ Cottom, his ashes are in the Vincent gas tank displayed on the wall and you’ll feel his loving spirit through his family and friends. God bless Bill Cottom.

Next, it was on to Walker’s Café at Point Fermin for lunch. It was there we met ‘Brother Terry’, he works for Boeing in Huntington Beach and builds old style Harleys for fun. Terry was riding one of his latest creations. It wasn’t finished but showed the meticulous craftsmanship of maintaining the 50’s concept of removing as much as possible while capturing the bold impression that a street bike could be used as a flat tracker while packing double! The feller has the eye for raw elegance. ‘Brother Terry’ himself was a delight, he had been sitting alone lunching down and reading his bible. Our old dude, ‘Bethel the Lesser’, has a strange quirk, if he comes across anybody that’s by themselves, he seems to take it as a personal invitation to join them. Well, Bethel sits down with the guy and we get our vittles and sit at one of the outside tables next to them. By that time they were in full swing conversation. Terry was speaking, we eavesdropped! “My introduction to Jesus isn’t very exciting, some of my friends invited me to go to church with them, I went, enjoyed the sermon and when the alter call came, I gave my life to Christ and have been depending on Him ever since.” Bethel pushed his hat back on his head and wryly smiled before he spoke, “Not exciting? Are you trying to feed me bird seed pal?” “What do you mean?” Terry asked innocently. Bethel bowed his head and massaged his temples with his finger tips before he spoke and when he did, his voice seemed as though he was pleading, “Sweet Jesus man! You walk unscathed through this loveless plane crash called life, straight into the protection of Jesus Christ and want to minimize the excitement of dodging the bullets of a firing squad?” Terry replied quietly, “Oh, I’ve had my ups and downs, yet I knew it was God’s will for increasing faith in Jesus Christ on my behalf.” “That’s what I’m sayin”, chided the old man. “It’s like a feller stating he’s never been hungry! You’ve never felt alone! And by God, I find that exciting just talking about it!” Well, at that time and at that place, a couple of galoots forged an eternal bond and it was exciting!

Out of the distance came a thundering rumble, it grew so loud folks began to gasp and mumble. Up from my table to the street like a shot, I searched the expanse seeking what the sound had brought – it was motorcycles, the likes I’ve never seen, each an expression, individual and keen. Enough! Enough! ‘Crackers’ can’t rap! What it was, ‘Rare Breed M.C.’ out of Los Angeles. This is an American afro bike club whose motto is, “Let us leave the world better than we found it.” Check out their web site. Each rider had fabricated his mount with personal design. One of the guys invited us to their picnic just up the street. I asked him what he called the custom style of his bike. “It’s motobling brother”, he proudly proclaimed! You’d have to see these bikes to understand the thought and effort it takes to co-mingle auto, airplane and nautical designs, chrome or gild the parts and add-ons. Use exotic paints, jewels and lights to augment the rolling sculpture, then power it with the most horsepower possible! If you can imagine this, you still only have a glimpse of the real thing! We rode to the area of the festivities, NO PARKING! There were over 500 bikes in the park and well over 1,000 people barbecuing, playing live music and having a wonderful time. Club members and the L.A.P.D. directed us to the nearest parking, over a mile away. This area was loaded with bikes and cars and people carrying coolers and beach chairs back to the party. We shot the breeze with some folks then voted to head home. People were still filing in as we headed out.

Everything assessed, it had been a blessed and very exciting day!

Paddy DeLucca,
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Speedway Night - Orange County Fair Grounds 06/21/08

Costa Mesa, CA

Ten of us met at a parking lot in Costa Mesa at the agreed upon time; we waited an additional 7 minutes for ‘Textman’ and ‘Fish & Chips’ who were ‘no shows’! After four days of concern to their whereabouts we discovered they were suffering from a case of femininitis with rut side effects. It’s a common malady among men with no known cure, woof, woof!

It was a perfect night for the races, balmy weather with a large attendance of joyously enthusiastic spectators. Ah, speedway! Speedway originated in England in the early 1900’s and by 1925 events drew crowds upwards of 40,000 with pari-mutuel betting. The sport caught on in Australia and New Zealand and that’s where ‘Sprouts’ Elder, an American from California was lured into the mix. Spouts was a Fresno rancher’s son that had raced dirt and board tracks and was an excellent hill climb contestant. Well, in the late 20’s a girl got ‘Sprouts’ in trouble and he was sent to a relative’s ranch in Australia, just ahead of a Basque lynch party armed with shotguns, so the story goes! It was there that he fell in love with speedway, he was a natural and won Australian, New Zealand and British championships. Now known as the ‘Fresno Flash’ and figuring the coast was clear, ‘Sprouts’ brought speedway back to the USA. It took off like a turpentined cat and before you could say ‘Jack Robinson’ there were speedway races six nights a week and on Sundays from ‘Frisco’ to San Diego, even in Fresno! In Los Angeles the famous Gilmore Stadium hosted races regularly. In no time the east coast followed suit and speedway racing was the rage. Polo ponies were put out to pasture and racing dogs became pets. Movie stars wanted a taste of the glory and tried their hands at the sport; Clark Gable, Victor McLaglen, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., even one of the Marx Brothers to name a few.

The craze did spawn the American team of ‘Lammy’ Lamoreaux and the Milne brothers, Jack and Cordy who went to England in 1937 and brought back the world championship from Wembley Stadium; Jack 1st, Lammy 2nd and Cordy 3rd. By 1940 WWII took its toll and speedway was among the casualties. In 1946 promoters tried to resurrect the good old days but by the middle 50’s speedway racing was on the nod. T.V., Class C, Flat Track, TT and desert racing had caught the publics fancy and now all the post war types of auto competition was flexing its muscles and moto-cross was on the horizon. Speedway became and remains reasonably popular in Europe since the war, but it wasn’t till the late 1960’s that here, a couple of geniuses pooled their savvy and resources to launch speedway racing with the glamour it once knew. ‘Dude’ Crisswell and Harry Oxley were a pair to draw to. Crisswell, a career con-artist, soon went back to prison and Oxley put his shoulder to the grindstone and with blood, sweat and tears, was able to enlist backers, sponsors, riders and a fantastic location; it was a true God sent miracle! Orange County Speedway Racing at the fairgrounds. Oxley’s formula was simple, ‘the square deal’, surround yourself with straight arrow folks and promote, promote, promote! He even pulled off a world championship event at the L.A. Coliseum! Quite a guy! His son Brad is following in his dad’s footsteps and ramrods the show now. Sweet Jesus!, did Harry Oxley produce some heroes? Championship riders all, to a man! Listen to some of the names, Rick Woods, The Bast Brothers, the Morans, Bobby Schwartz, Danny Becker, Sonny Nutter, Brad Oxley, Billy Gray and on and on, plus races that hosted all the European stars. Many of the U.S. riders went overseas and brought back the gold. It was a fabulous show every week. Larry Huffman was the announcer and his inimitable style became a benchmark.
All ten of us were seated in the 1st turn bleachers by the time the national anthem was played, the flag flew at half mast in tribute to John Matherson, the owner of Mission Motorsports in Irvine. John had crossed his earthly finish line a week earlier off Ortega Highway on his way home. John introduced New Zealand sidecar races to the regular speedway show some years ago; it was an instant crowd pleaser. God bless John Matherson; his brightness will be sorely missed.

The riders filed out for their introduction and parade lap. ‘Lurch’ boomed, “Hey, what kind of bikes are these guys riding?” Steven the Preacher explained, “They’re 500cc (30 1/2 c.i.), single cylinder, methanol fueled, 200 pound racing motorcycles capable of 0 to 60 MPH in 2.5 seconds with no brakes. The machine has one stirrup foot peg on the right side which enables the rider to push the rear wheel sideways in the corners under power as he raises his bodyweight over the front wheel to maintain steering traction. The left boot is fitted with a steel soled over-shoe and is used as an outrigger till the turn is maneuvered; then the rider slides down on the seat for rear tire bite in the straight-away, then tosses the bike sideways for the next end of the 1/10 mile track; all the while trying to pass or keep from being passed on a dirt surface.” It’s work, balance and throttle control. There was plenty of slammin’, bangin’ and elbow to elbow racing with numerous spectacular crashes. Bobby Schwartz, now in his 50’s with 35 years of racing under his belt, won one of his heat races but the young lions ate him alive in the main event. The support (novice) races featured a 76 year old guy that began speedway racing at 73. The members started egging on Bethel to start a new career. “Yeah, then who would baby-sit you owl hoots?” Bethel questioned. About that time the starting gate went up and the old dude was last off the line, he was lapped twice in a 4 lap race and putted around the track dragging his steel shoe behind him. “He doesn’t even know where he is, looks like he’s looking for a parking place!” Jaime laughed. Bethel spit iced tea on the nape of Jaime’s neck and he stopped laughing.

The sidecar demonstrations were exciting with all their antics on 1,000 cc machines, only one ‘monkey’ (passenger) fell off and was run over, minor damage! Bethel asked Jaime if he would be his ‘monkey’ if Bethel built a racing rig. Jaime ground out a cigarette on the back of Bethel’s hand! “Does that mean no?” Bethel queried.

All in all it was a joyful night and a fitting eulogy to John Matherson. I for one pray someone will continue the sidecar program, we’ll see. Speedway should be a ‘must’ a couple of times each season, it’s fun!

We parted in the parking lot and everybody made it home okay, thank God.

Paddy DeLucca, Chronicler

P.S. Dude Crisswell attained his triumph too! After his last stretch, unbeknownst to many, Dude embraced Jesus Christ as his Savior and successfully operated a halfway house for ex-cons during the remaining years of his life; I have no idea how many lives he turned around, God knows!

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XHEATHENS Spur of the Moment - Cook's Corner 06/08/08

The Royal Hat Trick At Cook's Corner

Our brother Sir Fish & Chips has a very large head! Some say all Brits have big craniums! I don’t know, I wasn’t there, I only heard. Sir Chips is a large man and his head doesn’t seem out of proportion, until he puts on a cap! When he dons a baseball type cap the adjustment straps are too short to connect in the back, so Chips cuts them off and perches the cap atop his titanic melon. Try to imagine Hulk Hogan wearing a beanie! It’s just plain embarrassin’ man! Some of the brothers felt so concerned they set out to find a suitable cover for the gent’s noggin. Jaime of La Habra suggested a stocking cap of some sort but Eric the Cleric piped in with, “Nobody wears socks that large!” He was taken aside to explain the finer points of the matter, yet he remains stymied; the galoot knows his computers though. After kicking the dilemma around for awhile it was decided that if most limeys have giant noodles, it would be a possibility that hats made in England would also be larger. Em Dog volunteered to fly to London and look around if someone would pony-up a round trip ticket! Bethel the Lesser pinched him and muttered, “Wake up!” Jeffe took the lead and quietly exclaimed, “Why don’t we check out the internet?” (Jeffe always speaks quietly in public, it’s his gimmick.) I’ve heard that there’s an existing recording of him expressing his discontent about a missing granola bar on a hiking trip and that five strangers came out of the forest to sign up for yodeling lessons! I wasn’t there, I only heard. The internet was the right ticket! Boy, oh boy, listen to this: “Christy’s Ltd. Big Ben, Wembley Stadium Motorbike Competitors Cap; black with royal gold pin stripe, contrast back patch with mesh lining. Selected U.K. linen, hand sewn by Nottingham virgins. Tastefully hand embroidered British flag on left side rearwards of the covered Yorkshire leather bill. Three British sizes only; YankXXL, Blimey Big and Bloody Hell Mate!” We’d struck sterling, tally-ho! The brothers all chipped in and we wired our order across the pond.

Well, the cap arrived and a coronation ceremony was set up at Cook’s Corner. Most of us got there early and were lying in wait for Sir Chips’ appearance. He and Jeffe rolled in late; they had been watching F-1 racing at Jeffe’s house. They wanted to see if Ferrari finished in the money, some sort of gentleman’s bet they had going. Don’t know who the gentleman was. Sir Chips was on his H.D. dresser. He parked and took off his gigantic special made ‘Goliath’ double DOT approved helmet. He rummaged through his saddle bag and came up with his cap. He stretched it over his helmet hair and grinned as we circled around him. The cap he wears is a real humdinger, with the adjustment strap cut off, it looks like somebody took a big bite out of the back of it and the emblem on the front is a wild winged shield that says, “Harley Davidson’s All You Can Eat Buffet, Modesto, CA.” We closed in on him and presented his gift all official like in its Fed-Ex box. “Wot’s the occasion?” Sir Chips questioned. “It’s the old American hat trick”, Jeffe guffawed. Chips slowly unwrapped the gift, pulling back the tissue his eyes went wide. He tried to speak but his voice became the little squeaking sound of a ferret trapped in his throat, he was dumbstruck! His first coherent words were, “It even has the regal pin stripe!” As he examined the new cap, its labels and construction with eyes downcast, he murmured, “This is very emotional, God save the queen!” After a round of thank yous, Chips tossed his old cap on the seat of his bike and delicately slipped his dome into the new British cap. It fit like the skin on a tomato (we had ordered the “Bloody Hell Mate” size). Sir Chips became taller, his nose tilted skyward and before our very eyes he became the ‘Squire of Cook’s Corner and all Fresh Water Inlets’. What a transformation! We faked being his subjects the rest of the day. Without a doubt, it was the right hat for the right dude.
We got our lunches and sat under a large tree listening to live music, changing seats at a shaded picnic table just enjoying one another’s company. Bethel the Lesser came across a couple of old faces from the past, Perry King the actor and side hacker and Dan Gurney the race car driver and importer of Montessa Motorcycles back in the 60’s. Dan appreciated Bethel’s sidecar rig and showed him his newest innovation to the Alligator Motorcycle he’s promoting. Dan said he calls it ‘The Yamagator’! It’s a 350 cc, water cooled single in the original Alligator chassis. Sounded good and pulled a very tall 1st gear pretty rapidly as he left.

We all decided to pull out for home and exchanged hugs and handshakes before heading in our chosen directions. It had been a very blessed day and I can’t help feeling that some of us felt as if we were heading home from a trip to England or…..Minnesota?

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS "Steve the Preacher" Birthday Ride 06/01/08

The sun quietly came up and kissed the butterflies awake, the birds sang softly in harmony with the dawn’s caress as the morning was born with a promise of heavenly perfection. The bees began buzzin’ and flowers turned their fresh faces to greet the innocent blush of light. A silent glow embraced all things large and small in preparation of the fervent glory of this new day. Ah, nature’s song of reveille! Well, that was enough of that!

The thunderous crescendo of man and machine took the stage as 9 motorcycles fired in unison to create a concerto of mechanical rhythm. Don’t you just love the sound of motorcycles in the morning? There’s no music like it! The tempo of timed explosions, whirling cams and gears producing raw torque and horsepower with each synchronized revolution. In the words of Mike Parti, “I’d rather hear a tuned engine rev than a pretty girl sing!”

Twelve of the body hit the road on 9 bikes from Bethel’s house in Huntington Beach. It was an impromptu ride to celebrate Steven’s 51st birthday and his high school graduation on the previous Friday. Steven was a straight ‘A’ student during his senior year in 1974. He had cut a deal with his teachers to spend the days repairing their vehicles in auto shop in exchange for ‘A’ grades in all other classes. It was a great scam until Steven was road testing a teacher’s road racer and crashed, ruining a brand new Daytona helmet on a palm tree. The tree and motorcycle suffered minor scrapes; Steven received some expert brain surgery and missed graduation. His recovery was nothing short of miraculous and as he pursued his talents, God blessed him with honor upon honor in his chosen field. At 40 years old he had become a master mechanic and licensed smog tech. He began teaching at U.T.I. and was approached by the California Bureau of Automotive Repair to interview for an inspector’s position. The B.A.R. suggested he secure his high school diploma, so he did. Some of us attended his graduation ceremony. It was somewhat amusing to see a fellow older than most of his teachers receive his diploma!

The 9 bikes cruised P.C.H. and ended up at Woody’s Diner in Sunset Beach for brunch. Woody’s is a 50’s style diner with a lot of memorabilia on the walls, saucy waitresses, passing fair food and very little parking. We finally got 8 of the bikes situated and ‘Freeway Fred’ parked in front of a beach house and knocked on the door to ask if it would be okay to leave his bike on their property while he ate. Well, as the Lord would have it, the homeowner was a Harley riding preacher! He joined us and we discussed our blessings, Steven’s birthday, longevity and the loss of youth. Some lamented and others were pleased it had passed. We ate our fill, bid our new friends a fond farewell, mounted up and headed south on P.C.H. for Huntington Beach.

Huntington Beach may be ‘Surf City’ but it’s also the biggest non stop side show parade on the west coast! We all were blessed with Main Street parking and got cokes, iced tea and coffee to go from ‘The Sugar Shack’, then took up front row seats near the fountain across the street. The typical Main St. show was at its peak! Motorcycles, hot rods, custom and exotic cars, bicyclists, skateboarders, bikinis, body builders, Goths, skin-heads, pit bulls, parrots, snakes and plenty of clowns! The pure joy is that you never know if you’re doing the looking or being looked at! We spent a couple of hours gigglin’ and scratchin’ then agreed to thank God and head for our barns. It was a very happy birthday Steven! The sun was starting to set, the sparrows were fluffing up their nests for the night, humming birds were hummin’ around the honeysuckle vine seeking out the last bit of nectar before the blossoms closed their trumpets to announce ‘taps’. There was motorcycle racing playing on the Speed channel, Milky Way bars in the frig; God was in His heaven and all seemed right with the world.

Amen!

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Set Free Memorial Day Outreach B-B-Q Ride 05/26/08

6th Annual Memorial Day Outreach, Ocean Beach, San Diego, CA

Here it was, Monday morning, Memorial Day! It was great to be alive in God’s world, but somebody had stolen the sunshine! There was nothing but ominous cloud cover with the threat of rain. Putting our trust in the will of God, we set out for San Diego. It was as if the Lord had parted the Red Sea when we got on the I-5 south, no traffic to speak of and plenty of open lanes to maintain an 80 MPH pace. We were made abundantly aware of our blessings as we approached Irvine. The clouds showed us their power by spitting out about a 5 second mouthful of sample raindrops, raindrops? Yeah, raindrops as big as hens eggs! It was over before you could say the Lord’s Prayer and we were thankful! I think it was one of those reminders that helps one understand that no matter how uncomfortable things are, they could be a lot worse. Our first stop proved the point…..

We pulled off the freeway for a coffee and pit stop at a 7-11 store. We all had a hot cup of liquid they said was coffee, it wasn’t! Its color was that of giraffe urine and it tasted like weak chicory with just a hint of aluminum. It warmed our bones and nobody became ill. The man behind the counter was a swarthy undernourished looking fellow with very large, deep seated shiny black eyes, the whites of which blended into a flecked tobacco brown at the corners. Well, after consuming half his cup of sustenance, Freeway Fred asks the guy behind the counter, “You call this coffee?” Now, to say Fred speaks in a decibel above average would be too kind. During normal conversation, Fred’s voice can be heard at both ends of a ½ mile race track! Too much time near the wrong end of an artillery piece has left this vet’s hearing on low beam; unfortunately his verbal delivery is like an auctioneer without a microphone! The counter guy gets rattled and begins to wave his hands as he bellows back at Fred, “I don’t call the coffee, the machine calls the coffee! You need the special? Then you goes to the Starbuck’s! Even you can give to me back the coffee and I give you full price change!” The guy is reaching for Fred’s cup. “Aw, that wouldn’t be fair”, says Fred, “Gimme the key to the men’s room and I’ll fill it back up!” The guy gets real important and chesty as he informs Fred, “Restrooms for the customer, you don’t buy the coffee, not be the customer anymore!” We all snickered. Fred says, “Never mind brother, I’ll just put it where it belongs.” He deposited the rest of his brew in the trash can and said, “God bless you citizen” to the guy. I’m continually amazed that humor is the last thing that different cultures grasp about one another. The guy behind the counter pointed his finger at his own chest and retorted behind a smug smile, “Citizen? You don’t worry, Ha!, I got all the paper sir, all the paper, I don’t need the Honda boots to wear!”

We got back on the I-5 and buzzed toward San Diego; even the continuing cloud cover seemed to be following us in hopes of more frivolity. Took the I-8 past Sea World and we were there, Ocean Beach! Talk about blessings, there wasn’t a cloud in the sky and the temperature was a balmy 80 degrees.

This ‘Set Free Ministry’ is quite the deal! Mostly motorcycle riding folks with custom bikes from various chapters across the country. Today’s ‘Outreach’ event was hosted by the San Diego bunch and supported by local churches and businesses. What a turn out! Hundreds of people, mostly riders and their families. The entire beach area was setup for food and fun. There was a stage with live music and preaching, even Christian rap for the younger set. Booths with T-shirt and gewgaws for sale, a kid’s zone with one of those ball filled blow-up cages for the tiny ones. Free ice cold soft drinks and bottled water, barbeque blazin’ with hot dogs, hamburgers and chicken. All the fixin’s including baked beans, potato and fresh green salads. They had provided a real spread, at no charge for anyone who chose to hear and see the gospel spread in a non sanctimonious way. One of their suggestions is, “Get out of the mysterious box called church and spread the gospel through outreach, activism and encouragement!” Check ‘em out at www.setfreesd.org/ These brothers are the friends of Jesus Christ who spread the word in jails, penitentiaries and on the street with loving courage and conviction (no pun intended). Men among men who have known both sides of the highway, inside and out and have dedicated their lives to introducing others, especially the youth, to the wondrous saving grace of Jesus Christ! God bless ‘em! We met Phil Aguilar aka ‘The Chief’; the founder of ‘Set Free’ (www.myspace.com/setfreephil) at the function. Quite a guy! We salute you Phil.

The ride home was quick and filled with the joy of another blessed day of memories to cherish.

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Yellowstone or Bust Ride 05/14/08

Some of our members joined together, (Jeff Hatch, Todd Hatch, Chris Trisnan and Mark Holechek) for a sojourn to Yellowstone Park, Wyoming. Following is the account of their adventure as penned by Sir Fish & Chips a dedicated scribe in his own right. Paddy DeLucca was unable to make this ride as he had an appointment with his chiropodist.

On May 14th I met Jeff at his house at 5:30 a.m. We rode to the Chapman off ramp on the toll road and met Mark Holechek and ‘Textman’ Todd Hatch. Todd has a 1000 Ducati. Mark, Jeff and I have BMW R12RT’s.

We started the trip and I noticed a glove flying by me and further on, a glove lying on the road. When we got to the restaurant for breakfast, Mark asked if anyone had seen his gloves. Ooops! We rode to our first destination, which was St. George, Utah. On the way we stopped for gas at a restaurant in Glendale, Nevada that we had visited on our ride to Zion last year, but it had recently burned to the ground.

Day 2 we rode from St. George to Logan. The views were picturesque and the weather was spectacular. I was impressed by Salt Lake City’s skyline and it’s blending of the tall high-rises, the tabernacles and churches. At Logan we went out for a nice meal at a place called ‘The Copper Kettle” and then had a milk shake at an ice cream parlor that opened its doors in 1914; and still has its original marble work.

Day 3 we set off for Jackson Hole, Wyoming. We rode around Bear Lake and had a spot of lunch in Afton where I met a fellow Englishman from my same area of England who had settled down here. We also saw the world’s largest deer rack structure, which we rode under. When we arrived in Jackson Hole the sun was going down on the Grand Tetons. Cindy, Marks wife, flew in to accompany him on his return trip. We had a great meal in Jackson Hole and being an Englishman, I had to raise a flagon at the Million Dollar Bar while sitting on a saddle!

The next day Halfway Holechek and Cindy started their trip home. We rode through Grand Teton National Park and Lake Jenny where every corner was a Christmas card scene as there was a lot of snow on the ground, but the temperature was 78! We saw moose, elk, bison, osprey and a grizzly bear was sited in the park. We also rode to Yellowstone Park and saw Old Faithful and had lunch in Yellowstone Lodge.

Day 5 Todd, Jeff and I spent the day in Jackson Hole looking at artwork in galleries and taking in the local scenery. Again, the weather was perfect. Jeff could not have planned this better.

Day 6 we headed to Idaho. We had the second best milk shake of the trip at a place called Arco. Then we arrived at Mountain Home with the weather being 85 degrees only to check in to see a huge storm coming across the land. We moved our motorbikes to a secure hallway in the motel building and Day 7 was blustery but bright. We rode to Elko, Nevada down a very long, two- lane road. Saw no other traffic apart from an owl walking across the road totally oblivious of us! We arrived at Elko and it was decided that we would push on to Tonopah, Nevada. This was 475 miles, but the machines were very comfortable to ride and we didn’t feel any tiredness.

The following day we drove down to Death Valley and visited a place called Scotty’s Castle. We did a tour here and everybody heartily recommends it. It was a perfect day in Death Valley with the temperature at the highest being 88. I remember Todd reading a small passage from the book he is reading about an adventure of a motorcyclist where he describes motorcycle riding as your feet are 5” from the road and you are not contained in a vehicle looking through glass and not being able to smell the subtle scents of what’s around you. Death Valley was a lot bigger than I imagined. We had to go over two mountain ranges to get to our last port of call of the trip, which was Lone Pine, CA.

This is where we saw the images of the terrible weather that was occurring in California and were curious to see if we were to get bad weather on our trip as we had been spoiled with all the days being perfect. We went to a nice local restaurant called ‘Seasons’ and had dinner. Then we had an early night.

Jeff woke us up at about 6:00 a.m. and informed us that the weather was going to get a lot worse so we were to set off at 6:30 a.m. We rode down the 395 to see the Sierras with a fresh dusting of snow and dark rain clouds on the horizon similar to a Spielberg film with ILM special effects! As we approached the 15 Freeway, it rained cats and dogs. We took it really slow to our respective homes. I had a hot shower and a cup of tea, then the least I could do was to wash my trusted steed and reminisce about the brilliant road trip and all the sights I remembered seeing.

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XHEATHENS Cook's 8th Annual Blessing of the Bikes Ride 05/04/08

We pulled in at Cook’s around 9:00 a.m.; there were over 50 riders already there and the momentum of the day was in full swing. Rev. James Smith was on the move blessing the bikes with holy water and prayers for the road. Bikes were arriving from all directions and I’ll bet the Rev. put 15 miles on his sandals before the day was over. The coarsely woven burlap vestment of the Rev. covered a tall powerful looking man whose rolled up, draped sleeves exposed his muscular forearms. His overall presence was that of a blacksmith gone clergy. The open sleeves and skirt of his uniform must have created some sort of a venturi effect; the Rev. never broke a sweat. He dispensed his holy water from plastic bottles that appeared to be the often seen Evian Aqua. Being nosey and inquisitive, I picked up one of the Rev’s. empties and looked at the label. Here’s what it read! “St. Christopher’s Original and Official Holy Water. Can be consumed or used for all religious ceremonies. Authorized, blessed and bottled at Lazarus Springs Products, Inc., Lodi, Ca.” It was the real stuff!

One of our members, who shall remain nameless, other than he is a fastidious B.M.W. rider who trims his nose hairs at least 6 times a day! Well now, as soon as the holy water touched his bike, he began wiping it off and spraying on his special polish and buffing his heart out! Some folks are very shiny! Freeway Fred ran his beard over the wet spots on his bike and Bethel the Lesser mumbled something about letting the water soak in for maximum effect. Eric the Cleric blotted his Harley with a prayer cloth he had received (for a donation) from Rev. Rudy Bob Easter of the Church of 4 Square Deals out of Del Rio Texas. Eric said he was trying to get twice the mileage out of the blessing! The holy water had created a cloud over Jaime of La Habra’s ‘police special’? One guy, Mike Enders’ bike quit leaking oil after the blessing and he swore the oil level showed full! Our faithful brother Gary Beckies showed us a water mark on the tank of his hog that he said was the image of St. Francis and if it etched the paint he was going to put it on E-Bay -- no word yet. Benji said it looked more like a ’58 Chevy Impala to him! Steve the Preacher said he wouldn’t look at it because he had failed the Rorschach test 3 times. This Gary Beckies is an interesting fellow, a championship yarn spinner with a high capacity sense of humor. Ask him what the Lord has done with his life; it’s better than a Billy Graham sermon! Gary supervises 3 ‘Sober House’ facilities and is a bail bondsman, which furnishes him with an unending source of poignant anecdotes!

During the ceremony, there appeared a little lady with a clipboard who said she was doing interviews for the Trabuco Canyon Times Press News or something like that. She was a pleasant, well spoken professional gal in that mid air step, age wise, between tennis and golf. Her clothing covered as much of her person as was possible, wide brimmed straw hat, scarf protecting her neck, long sleeved shirt buttoned at the collar and cuffs, long pants and lightweight gloves. It all looked like Banana Republic issue and none of us had the heart to explain to her that the real enemies of skin are time, gravity and hydraulics. Quit blaming the sun for everything! The first person the lady approached was Mr. Chips who was having a 12 day old donut he’d discovered inside his jacket, sprinkled with holy water in order to make it edible. “Do you believe that having your bike blessed has any spiritual significance?” she queried. “Madam” he replied pausing to swallow a chunk of donut, “I question not the powers of Almighty God, I ask with the presumption that he hears me, to bless my food and I spend more time at repast than I do astride my B.M.W. with no ill effects and as a man I must concur the proof is in the Yorkshire Pudding!” (Chips is such an eloquent bloke.) The lady seemed bumfuggeled and quickly said, “Thank you” then turned abruptly to Bethel, “Do you think inanimate objects should be blessed?” Her tone of voice sounded confrontational. The old man looked her straight in the eye and acted as if he was telling a child a story, “Aunt Lola loved love all her life and spent countless hours creating needlepoint samplers that read ‘God Bless Our Home’, they were beautiful!” The old man’s eyes looked off into the past somewhere as he mumbled, “Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, bless this bed I lie upon” he said dreamily. “Oh, a poet”, the lady said curtly. The old man parried with, “Huh?”

We spent the rest of our time at Cook’s looking at bikes, meeting people and having fun; then went home. All in all, it was a blessed day!

Paddy DeLucca
Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Cook's Silverado Ride 04/27/08

Well boys, this ride hatched from an egg Jaime of La Habra laid. Jaime of La Habra is his latest handle, in times past he’s been known as James of Whittier, Jimmy the Lip and J.W. It’s common knowledge that he has a sub-conscious desire to be known, as were some of the greats of the bible, such as, Jesus of Nazareth, Saul of Tarsus, etc., etc. Perhaps the seed was sown during his parochial school upbringing or it’s not as ‘sub’ as we think! Speaking of Saul of Tarsus who was chosen by Christ to become Paul the Apostle to the gentiles, well, Saul and James of La Habra have some distinct similarities. Saul as a soldier instigated the stoning to death of Stephen as he stood by and held the stoner’s coats (Acts 22:20). J. of L.H. got most of his early riding experience from riding a hog from bar to bar in an intoxicated state. Now a lot of our day rides entail 200 miles of seat time and J. of L. H. snivels about the distance as he endures his great sacrifice begrudgingly. In his desperation, he suggested a shorter ride with a glowing description of nearby canyons and points of interest. The rest of us agreed with the instigating clever scamp and he feigned gratitude at being “Captain Trips’ and planning the ride. Twelve of us met at Cook’s Corner for J. of L. H.’s guided tour of his younger days. Right off J. of L. H. enlisted an ‘easy mark’ with a solicitous bombardment of excuses of why he couldn’t lead the ride and that Jeffe would do a better job. J. of L. H. is a master prankster and practical joker. “Wise as a serpent, yet harmless as a dove.” He adds spice to most adventures, yet, take warning! When he says, “Let’s do this or that”, or “We should see what happens if we”, etc., etc! Well my brothers, it will be you that implements the plan! J. of L. H. is the recruiter, you will be the soldier, J. of L. H. will hold your garments!

Jeffe graciously took over the position of ‘Captain Trips’ and after Sir Chips finished his 3 Burrito ‘gordo’s meat grenade surprise’ breakfast, we took off. Jeffe led us up Santiago Canyon, through Madam Modjeska’s historical art colony canyon with all its creatively designed original abodes and the newly constructed dreams of habitat which add to the individuality of the area. We toured Silverado and Trabuco Canyons, O’Neil Park, enjoying the rustic intrigue of old roads, ranches, shops and fresh canyon scenery. It was spring and the country side shouted it with new growth, flowers and streams. We even saw a doe and fawn exploring the new sprouts of delectable edibles under the canopy of a towering aged oak that was displaying its perfect maturity. It became a very spiritual ride! At a rest site in Silverado Canyon, we encountered a group of pre 1930’s car owners out for a jaunt. All the vehicles were in new condition, showing off the craftsmanship of that era; Packards, Reos, Cads, Lincolns and more; some rare models, about 20 cars carrying some very friendly people. It was at this site that Benji Torres was asked if he would like to be counted in the number of XHMC and receive a commitment T-shirt. “I’m not a Christian”, Benji volunteered, “I’m a Catholic”! Then he quickly added, “But, my wife is”. Bethel the Lesser growled, “Catholic, Episcopalian, it’s the same Jesus that died for your sin”. Benji agreed and got his shirt. Benji was very quiet the rest of the ride. Benji is a friend of ‘Eric the Cleric’ Olsen, our Norwegian Spaniard Pentecostal. Eric is a pleasant man of manners who is on fire with his faith. It will be very interesting to watch his growth for he has been blessed with many talents and has the energy of youth. Oh! I almost forgot, Eric is also the latest messenger boy for J. of L. H., Eric doesn’t seem aware of it yet; but he has help a-comin’!

The wonderful ride ended at a colorful little joint at Rose Canyon Creek near O’Neil Park in Trabuco Canyon. Inside and outside accommodations; it’s called Rose Canyon Creek Cantina & Grill. Sir Fish & Chips hadn’t consumed anything but a few candy bars and some Twinkies since breakfast so he ordered something that was served in a sombrero, the waiter had to caution Mr. Chips when he began to eat the sombrero, at which point Mr. Chips exclaimed, “It’s not really all that bad old chap”! Jeffe was building some sort of structure out of food he didn’t particularly relish, he’s an architect you know! Em Dog drank a bowl of salsa before he realized that it was a communal serving for the tortilla chips. Em Dog is one sweet guy who has walked both sides of the street and was chosen by Christ to stay on the sunny side. He loves his wife dearly, he even walks ‘Molly’ the Chihuahua, yet I wouldn’t advise any comments about his masculinity! The big galoot might forget to turn the other cheek and render you unconscious! He’d be sorry afterward and ask for forgiveness. A man must be careful about teasing animals. Em Dog sits his Harley with the natural grace of Lee Marvin in ‘The Wild One’, just one of those natural born riders. Em Dog has one profound weakness. Due to many trips to the woodshed during his youth, for deserved whoopin’s, Em Dog has a tender posterior! He’s the first one to admit that long rides are a real pain in the ass for him. There are some who refer to his malady as ‘Spanky Butt’, but not to his face!

Well my beloveds, it was a great God given day, we truly missed those of you who missed the ride, but God willing there will be more opportunities up the road. Okay, Okay, I know, Mark Holechek was not mentioned though he made the ride, there are reasons that will be addressed in future writings in great depth. Here’s a preview of that coming attraction. Mark is a chameleonic, wiry dude with a disarming smirk. His demeanor is that of a Pittsburg street kid of European ethic and parentage. He doesn’t think more of a dollar than his right arm and money flows through his hands like it was tar. Info is still filtering in concerning Mark and only one thing matters; he is loved by Jesus Christ! Just ask him. He’s quick witted and enjoyable. At this report his single perversion is a benign sense of humor. Much more to follow.

I call ‘em as I sees ‘em.

In Jesus Christ’s name,

Paddy DeLucca, Chronicler

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XHEATHENS Hughes Lake/Rock Inn Ride 04/20/2008

We met at Norm’s Restaurant on Beach Blvd., Huntington Beach around 9:00 a.m.; everybody coffeed-up and exchanged ‘howdy-dos’. The most popular show, tell and fondle activities revolved around “Halfway Jeffe” and Fish & Chips; our British buddy whose primary concern is gastronomic fulfillment, a true gourmand! “I say old chap, when and where are we planning to dine? I’m famished!” He always says that! His real name is Lord Christopher of Muttonshire or something near that; we just call him Fish & Chips, Fish or Mr. Chips. He most often responds with, “Where?” To continue, Jeffe and Fish showed up on their new BMW RSVP 1200’s, fully equipped with the latest desires of the unfulfilled. Interstellar positioning, electronic temp sensors in hand, seat and global warming units, speed adjusting variable pitch windshields, etc. They also shared a ‘voice choice’ intercom system. Jeffe had chosen to sound like Brando and Chips opted for Benny Hill! Oh yeah, they both have stadium surround sound MP4 players, I think Jeffe was listening to Danish porno waltzes? As we cruised north on the 405 the rhythmic growl of our F-J1200 as it devoured the highway, the air, the aromas and the drool searching out paths inside my open faced helmet, well, I started feeling under equipped and so 90’s! The feeling passed and I began to embrace my lost youth or, the twilight zone for solace.

Up the 405 to the 605 to the 5 north to Griffith Park for a pit stop at restrooms between the miniature train depot and the pony rides. On return to our parked bikes, we were astonished to find them surrounded by a crowd of folks who had just de-planed from a tour bus. My sidecar rig was covered with an international horde of moppets looking for a coin slot? A group of very stocky, accordion carrying dudes wearing leather shorts and little hats with long feathers sticking out of the sweat bands were milling around the BMW’s. I think they were Shriners! Everyone backed off as we mounted up. As we pulled out, the kids all looked sad, some were crying. The accordion guys began playing Wagner’s ‘Flight of the Valkyrie’ and shouted something that sounded like, “Ducks land under alleys”???

We fueled in Glendale and headed North on the I-5 to the Paxton off ramp, then east past Laurel Canyon and the Ritchie Valens Regional Park. The park was in full swing with the homeys. Some yelled at us and waved shouting the local greeting, “Pinche wuero!” Ah, Pacoima, the land of battering rams, drive bys and non stop emotion. East on Paxton to San Fernando Road, the old highway 99 which was the main artery from L.A. to the San Joaquin Valley, very historical. North, 1 mile on San Fernando Road to the town of San Fernando and James’ Drive-In; it’s no longer a drive-in, yet has captured the atmosphere that it maintained over 50 years ago. The menu is a multi-cultural extravaganza of farm worker portions from albondigas to zoot suit biscuits and gravy, plus all the standards in between. This place is a ‘must’ when heading north. We all made spectacles of ourselves, but they started it by serving enormous plates of great tasting down-home chow. Mr. Chips was his wonderful self; he dispatched his heaping full platter of ham, sausage, hash browns, toast and 7 egg omelette forthwith. The menu called his meal, “Paul Bunyan’s Big Brother Country Cornucopia.” Well, then he began his routine, “Pardon me old chap, are you going to eat that remaining pork chop?, Whose toast is this?” and “It would be a bloody shame not to finish those French fries.” When we mounted up, I noticed that Fish & Chips’ BMW had a hard bag with heat and cold compartments! Fish was stocking it with doggie bags! This guy has the metabolism of the mythical goat shark!

We headed out north on San Fernando Road then west on San Fernando Mission Blvd. The town of San Fernando is a wonderful contradiction; just imagine if Tijuana was located in Muskogee, Oklahoma! Can ya’ see it?
Now it may seem that undue harshness has been lauded upon our brother Fish & Chips! Not so! In future commentary all will have their turn. As our friend Mike Parti once said, “….If I passed out at a Galloping Goose party and nobody pissed on me, I’d think they didn’t love me!” To touch lightly on some others that made this ride, as an example… Steven the Preacher, a good natured survivor of a motorcycle crash in 1974 which necessitated brain surgery that left him a mechanical idiot savant -- and that’s a good deal. He can fix anything that turns, explodes or depends on electricity. His gifts from God are manifold; he speaks of scriptures as if they were schematics from an owners manual, very funny guy. However, he has no concept of time, distance or danger! As a road captain last year, he led the group on a 3 hour, 75 mile ‘short-cut’ of hideously congested freeway that began in Huntington Beach headed for Ventura. Steven’s ‘short-cut’ included Pomona and Pasadena? Once when he was riding ‘sweep’ he inquired if it would be proper to block an Amtrak train to make sure all of our riders got through the crossing? Steven now rides middle pack and fixes things! We will never include any negative reports about wives and girlfriends who ride ‘saint’ on our functions in the commentary. Discussions concerning our beloveds are strictly family business! If you choose to go on any of the rides, we feel you should know that we too are aware of the idiosyncrasies and reoccurring peccadilloes of the body of believers. Caveats are very necessary in life!

We took the I-5 north from San Fernando Mission Blvd, passed Magic Mountain and its traffic snarls, then headed east on Lake Hughes Road at Castaic. Now, this road is a magical path of wonders as it climbs through the mountains east to ‘The Rock Inn’. A super maintained road winding past lakes, ranches, and the natural purity of California’s high desert glory. The spring flora had announced itself in triumphant harmony. Golden poppies, sage in bloom, purple blue lupines, bright yellow Spanish broom and God’s mighty gift of color and shape, the Indian paintbrush. This flower is such a feast to study. The base foliage is like that of a century plant cactus, starting with forest green as it blends up to chartreuse at the tips of each spear shaped frond. The flower is conical, similar to the yucca. The bottom color is the darkest red imaginable, the red vibrantly diminishes in shades as it climbs the blossom into a glowing claret, the very tip is a splash of fire yellow pointing skyward. The unique mystery of this creation is that it’s all in miniature; about 18” high and individually perfect in scale to it’s large cousins the yucca and century plant. Breezing through the graceful curves and tricky switchbacks we observed hawks, ravens, mocking birds, wild canaries, sparrows and blue birds.

It wasn’t till we went inside the ‘Rock Inn’ that we encountered the largest carnivore of the ride. She was a big 50ish cougar; all decked out in black motorcycle leather with enough cleavage to park a bicycle wheel between the implant mounds. Her gimmick was to ask young guys, “You wanna’ see some magic?” in her baby talk voice. If the answer was ‘yes’, she’d ask them to buy her a bottle of beer, then she would gather a crowd and shout, “Watch, no hands.” She would then slip her mouth over the neck of the bottle, lift her head and tip it back, the bottle went further down her throat, gravity took over and drained the bottle quicker than pourin’ oil into a Harley, and all with no hands! A real crowd pleaser! Her vest had the letters WHAM M.C. on the back in pink sequins. All the locals called her ‘Lucky’!

Let’s get back to our arrival at the Rock Inn. The place was built in 1912 from rocks right out of the nearby river beds, a true marvel in rustic architecture. You have to see it to grasp its grandeur. Originally it was called the Lake Hughes Trading Post and it was just that. Building materials, fishing gear, bait and staples for the country traveler and ranch hands. Today its bikers’ breakfast, lunch, dinner and lots of beer! Good iced tea too! We were very close to half way on the ride so Halfway Jeffe announced his need to depart, something about a board meeting with Lee Iacocca or somebody. Halfway Jeffe is the one we love the most; a genteel, generous, compassionate man who we all spoil. He’s just one of those individuals you just can’t help but love. Jeffe is prone to taking his marbles and going home if he doesn’t get his way and Fish feels so protective toward Jeffe that he always goes with him so he doesn’t have to travel alone. I guess you’d say it’s sort of a bodyguard/valet position. Don’t get the wrong idea about Jeffe; he’s a regular feller and slicker’n an eel at an Exxon oil spill about getting his way. He revels in the hi-jinx and horsing around of others but stays far enough away so as not to get any blow-by on him. Johnny-on-the-spot when the chips are down, he is a valued friend but a finicky eater. The ‘Beemer Bro’s’ headed for the barn and the rest of us headed for Gorman.

The temp. was a comfortable 73 degrees at the Rock Inn and had been warmish as we approached from the southwest but as soon as we dropped off the hill heading north, the wind blew like billy thunder and the temp. dove like a kamikaze in a Zero. Even the small lakes had white caps on them. It was a windy 41 degrees when we pulled into Gorman. The drastic change had taken place in less than 40 miles of travel. The old man (Bethel the Lesser) exclaimed, “It’s colder than a woodsmans axe in the Klondike!” With his need to be even more emphatic, he growled in his mumbling fashion of speech, “Yeah, it’s cold enough to freeze the monks off a brass monastery!” Bethel is a 73 year old who has been a motorcyclist all his life and knows lots of things but doesn’t know why! He’s brash, uncouth and wild west to the bone, many of which have been broken! He fancies himself as a natural born leader and we indulge him to a point, from then on, he’s on his own. Trouble is, he always has a passenger, his wife of 52 years; God bless her brave, faithful heart!” Bethel has his tender mercies too, he just doesn’t visit them often enough! One of his often repeated observations is, “Now there’s a body that needs his hash settled!” Stuck somewhere in between the 30’s to the 50’s, Bethel has the courage of his convictions and is a painful delight; we think God uses him to prove a point, possibly it’s the power of his unfathomable grace? Bethel the Lesser, like the guy said in the movie (Pulp Fiction) is, “Trying to be the good shepherd!”

Gorman was once the oasis of the grapevine (Hwy. 99), considered the half way mark of the Tejon Pass. All cars, motorcycles, buses and trucks stopped for food, rest, fuel and engine cool down. Going north or south was an exhausting test of man and machine. The cartel at Gorman had a captive flow of travelers then. With the advent of freeways, Gorman has become just another speck on the I-5. The word on the corner is that Gorman’s is up for sale; priced at 4 mil.? We saddled up and quickly rode the 6 miles west to Frazier Park, a hamlet 3 blocks long that rejects convention and forced modernization; consequently, one gets a taste of the nostalgic great depression era. Lots of shops and a couple of good cafes; the people are friendly and unpretentious. Most of whom will spin you a yarn faster than Pendleton Mills if given the chance. We like the La Sierra Café and Felicia ‘the boss’. She will prepare the often sought after traditional MILANESA STEAK if you give her 3 days notice. You must call her at her jewelry store in Bakersfield; that’s unusual ‘eh what’? We warmed up and coffeed down at La Sierra.

‘Freeway Fred’ suggested that we make a mad dash south for some warmth, it was 39 degrees in Frazier Park. Back to the I-5 and in no time we were on the floor of the San Fernando Valley in 70 degree heat and no wind; much better! Ah, ‘Freeway Fred’. Now here’s a piece of work; an inordinately tall, sinewy, bearded Harley rider with tats. His enormous voice and raucous laughter have set records. Lots of seat time and a very adept motorcyclist. Fred appears to be an escapee thrill ride operator from some traveling carnival. Rude in speech yet not in the wisdom of Jesus Christ. I’d say that he would fit very nicely into the description of St. Peter, the rough hewn fisherman. You have to get to know him before you can fill in the blanks! Oh! I almost forgot, ‘Freeway Fred’ has no compunction about white lining past the CHP at 100 MPH on his
way home to his family. His numerous conversations with law enforcement are quite humorous, we love him!

We stayed our course and before long we were all safely home, thank the Lord. All in all, it was a lovely day today! “Ain’t we got fun?”

Paddy DeLucca, Chronicler

P.S. We heard that WHAM M.C. stands for Women Harvesting Awkward Males, Menopausal Coalition.

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Paddy DeLucca (a non de plume) A quiet man on a quiet motorcycle who mostly just scribbles in his journal, is known to take poetic license with people, places and things for his own amusement and cannot be ascribed to any other person, living or dead!

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XHEATHENS Highway 138 Ride 04/06/2008

The body of believers met at 8:00 a.m. at Carl’s Jr., Corona. Ten bikes, 13 folks. The invocation was presented and we headed East on the 91 to the 15 North. Weather was just excellent. Exited West on Hwy. 138, good road, light traffic and enjoyable sights. Stopped at Mountain Top Café (Wrightwood) to break our fast; good food with entertaining service at this rustic outpost. Proceeded West on 138, swell scenery and unusual little shops along the way. Pulled in at Charlie Browns Farms in Littlerock; lots of stuff and things including food, drink and restroom. On West on Pearblossom Hwy. to the joining with Soledad Canyon Road through Acton and Agua Dulce Canyon. The bridges, curves and tunnel were as good as they were 50 years ago, so was Vincent Hill. Stopped at Tippi Hedren’s and looked through the fence at lions and tigers lying around. Then jumped on Hwy. 14 to Sand Canyon, fueled up, back on the 14 to the 5 and home. Glorious ride, thank God.

 

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